A.N.: This stupid story is the result of me filling out a Newsies madlib on
www.lteonga.com. Warning: it makes no sense whatsoever!
It was a dark and special night as Jack walked down the street. Suddenly, he heard a random cry from the dark. Oh no! It sounded like someone was running! Of course, he rushed to the rescue. He fought off a group of different papes and took the victim home safe to the lodging house. She blinked and opened her eyes and said, 'BOB!! Where am I?' Everyone explained and she said, 'Oh thank goodness you helped. Those evil papes were trying to eat me and I can't go home!' Of course, she was welcome to stay and sell papers with them. The boys all took to calling her Pickle and she quickly became a great newsie, selling 2 papers a day. And in the meantime, a romance was blossoming between her and Kid Blink. They would spend the evenings sitting up on top of the Tibby's, gazing deep into each other's butts. It was only natural Kid Blink would fall for her because she was so very cute, with long green hair, her round smile, and her flat body. But Kid Blink could never admit his love for her because he had his own boys to deal with. Eventually, though, the fanfiction author got tired of their own idea, and everything sorted itself out. Birdies sang in the treetops, bad guys were vanquished, and our two main lovebirds lived--you guessed it--happily ever after.
It was a dark and special night as Jack walked down the street. Suddenly, he heard a random cry from the dark. Oh no! It sounded like someone was running! Of course, he rushed to the rescue. He fought off a group of different papes and took the victim home safe to the lodging house. She blinked and opened her eyes and said, 'BOB!! Where am I?' Everyone explained and she said, 'Oh thank goodness you helped. Those evil papes were trying to eat me and I can't go home!' Of course, she was welcome to stay and sell papers with them. The boys all took to calling her Pickle and she quickly became a great newsie, selling 2 papers a day. And in the meantime, a romance was blossoming between her and Kid Blink. They would spend the evenings sitting up on top of the Tibby's, gazing deep into each other's butts. It was only natural Kid Blink would fall for her because she was so very cute, with long green hair, her round smile, and her flat body. But Kid Blink could never admit his love for her because he had his own boys to deal with. Eventually, though, the fanfiction author got tired of their own idea, and everything sorted itself out. Birdies sang in the treetops, bad guys were vanquished, and our two main lovebirds lived--you guessed it--happily ever after.