AN: This is going to be a really short spoof of Alias' Introduction i.e. the part where Sydney introduces herself and stuff. I don't know if you'll find this really funny, but I sure did. In case you're wondering where I got the idea, it's from paying too much interest to the parts where the C.I.A. calls her up posing as 'Joey's Pizza'.

ALIAS: Gone to the Pizzas

Courtesy of Fizzy 13

*kick in suspenseful music*

My name is Sydney Bristow.

*kick in Sydney's profile trading the title of 'Special Agent' with 'Pizza Delivery Girl'*

Last week I was recruited by a secret branch of Pizza Hut called SD-6.

I was sworn to secrecy, but I couldn't keep it from my fiancé who kept on complaining about how I smelled like anchovies whenever I got home, so when the head of SD-6 found out…

*kick in Sloane's profile trading the title of 'SD-6 Director' with 'SD-6 Manager and Head Chef'*

He made sure that the next Pizza delivered to my fiancé's residence was expired, and ten minutes late. This of course, resulted in my fiancé getting food poisoned, and the next SD-6 pizza delivered to him for free, which made its head so mad that he fired the delivery boy responsible for delivering that pizza even though it wasn't his fault.

That's when I learned the truth. SD-6 is not part of Pizza Hut. I was working for the very Pizza House I hated so much that I thought I was fighting against. So I went to the only place that could help me take them down. Now I'm a double-employee for Pizza Hut, where my handler is a man named Michael Vaughn, who was formerly an employee at McDonald's and played its mascot for a measly fifty cents per week. I never did get the mascot's name, though. I don't even know why he took the stinking job in the first place since school janitors earned much more than that daily!

*kick in Vaughn's profile trading his picture and name with that of Ronald McDonald, and the title of 'C.I.A. Officer' with 'Formerly McDonald's Mascot and Currently Pizza Hut Employee'*

Only one other person knows the truth about what I do.

*kick in Jack's profile trading the title of 'Senior Officer' with 'Pizza Hut Chef'*

Another Double-employee inside SD-6. Someone I hardly know. Although I couldn't care any more if I did since he makes the best Pizzas in the house just for me… he's no other than my father.

The End

AN: Told you it was short. Hey, what can I say, this idea just sprang up thirty minutes ago! Just review and tell me what you think.