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She sat in her child form wondering if there was anyone to play with. Standing, she thought of a certain blue haired espada that scared the living daylights out of her. It was never any fun if she wasn't crying a little bit.

Walking the corridors of Las Noches, the girl found his reiatsu. Without knocking, she barged into his room. Curiously, Nel ran over and saw what he was reading on his plain couch. The rest of the room was plain as well. Just like any room in the entire castle.

It appeared to be a naked picture… of Orihime Inoue.

"Where'd ya get that?"

"Jesus, what the hell kid you trying to scare me half to death? And what the fuck are ya doing in my room?" He still looked shaken from Nel's sudden intrusion.

"Where'd ya get that?"

An annoyed look crossed his face 'what's with this kid'. "I snuck into that woman's room while she was standing around naked, it's not my fault she has fucking huge tits. They look at you and say 'touch me, titty fuck me' it's not my fault. And who am I supposed to have sex with here? All the chicks are either ugly or lesbians."

Nel stood there. What fun were boobs? They gave you back aches and were always sore.

Looking back at his picture he mumbled, "Go away kid I'm busy w-

"- jacking off?" She smiled. He was way more fun than she thought he would be.

"Kid seriously, who teaches you this shit?"

She sat on Grimmjow lap much to his discomfort and began talking. "I learned it all when I was a teenager duh!" She said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Kid did you know you've got it backwards? You get older, not younger… dumbass."

"No, you donkey raping shit-eater. I hit my head and then… and then… I was little again."

"What ever." This kid obviously didn't take her Ritalin this morning. I'm not going to fight with her.

Nel turned around and started to stare at Grimmjow. She then cocked her to the side. He seemed very interesting.

"What kid?" She was starting to get annoying. Interrupting my 'fun' time. Not to mention she was sitting on that 'fun' spot.

"Has anyone ever told you that yous pretty? "

He stared at her dumbfounded. She must have finally moved on from Mr. Fire crotch-teen-angst-virgin.

Tch, what a fag. She was still looking at me. She was a fraction cute. And funny.

"I guess I'm just going to have to take a nap on yer chest Grimmy." She said the last word with a smile on her face.

"Kid, don't sleep on me." Last thing I need's a snot nosed kid drooling on me.

She turned around staring. She finally saw what her eyes had been longing to see. Extending her arm, just to see what his reaction would be. Touch.

"Ahh, Kid… don't do that." He was gasping. He was already in the mood this just made it worse. His blue eyes bore into her childish face.

She smiled and touched it more. Fine if she was going to touch it, so be it that is not my fault. Wait a sec. I'm being molested by a five year old and I'm okay with it.

"Hee hee. Watch this." She stood up; sadly, he missed the warmth that emitted from her body and onto his. And in no time in Nel's place stood a tall green haired woman with… huge boobs.

"Ha… Ha. Grimmy do you like this?" She said it seductively. Little bitch is trying to bag me I just know it. But they were so BIG. Is this morally wrong? Shit since when had he cared about morals and ethics.

She stood up and in no time, he was completely nude. Yes, his hand was one thing but she was another. She sauntered over to him. Eyes heavily lidded, dilated pupils, a blush adorning her cheeks, she was feeling like sex.

"Do you want me?" She placed his well ready hands on her breasts. This is AWESOME. He closed his eyes and before he knew it, he was in Orihime's room.

Ulquiorra was sitting on her bed on top of Orihime making out with her. They watched as Grimmjow moaned the word kid over and over again. He finally looked over and all three of them screamed.

Outside there door, they heard a little girl cackling.

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