Doofenshmirtz and Perry's Vacation

By perrytheplatypus13

A first person story

I woke suddenly to the sound of my watch. Major Monogram, my boss, popped up on it. "Good Morning, Agent P," he said. "Doofenshmirtz has gone haywire. He is asking me to ask you if you would like to go on a vacation." I suddenly perked up. A vacation? I thought. Even if it is with Doofenshmirtz, I would gladly go. I nodded. Major Monogram said, "o-okay than. Doofenshmirtz said pack enough for a week and for a tropical place. Oh! And also, I found a way so your owners don't notice you're gone. So don't worry about that. Also, Doofenshmirtz said to be at his place with your luggage and your NPE pass at 12:00 pm. Now go!" I saluted, and jumped into the nearest tunnel, eager to get a 7 day vacation.

(And, if you were wondering, NPE stands for No Pet Excuse, which means, on planes, you and your pet don't get kicked off the plane if you have a pet. Now onto the story.)

As soon as I got to the end of the tunnel, I packed everything and went off the checklist. Extra fedora, check. I thought, comb, check. Hairspray, check. Underwear, check. Pass, check. Hat check. Swimsuit, check. Everything else, check. I crossed the last of my list off, grabbed my NPE pass, and set off towards Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

I parked in front of the giant purple building. I got on the elevator to Doofenshmirtz' s floor, and pressed the button.

A minute later, I arrived on Doofenshmirtz's floor. I knocked on the door, and Doofenshmirtz came out. "Why hello, Perry the Platypus. You ready?" I nodded. We both went down the elevator and arrived on the bottom floor, and went into the nearest cab. We went in, and the cab driver said, "Where to?" Doof replied, "Airport." "Here we go."

2 1/2 hours later we arrived at the airport. We got out of the cab (which by, the way, costed $137.30) and went through the front doors and Doof got the tickets. "We are flying to Florida," Doofenshmirtz said. "And we are staying in a beach house by the ocean. We got to get to our plane in the next 15 minutes. Our flight is at 1:00, and the flight takes 3 hours. It is 12:26." I nodded, then pointed towards the bathroom. It was a long ride, and I needed to go. "Okay," said Doof, "Just hurry. We gotta catch our plane."

A few minutes later I emerged from the bathroom, and we hurried towards the plane, and I showed the ticket person my NPE p0ass, and we went into the plane. "I reserved these tickets a month ago," doofenshmirtz said, "so we got first class."

We sat down in our seats, and I took out a book I was planning to read on the way there. It was a good one, "The Libro De Misterio," or "The Book of Mystery." A few minutes later, the captain started the plane and put the "Seatbelts On" on. I made sure mine was on, and continued to read.

An hour later the flight attendant brought out lunch. It was fried chicken with mashed potatoes and fries with a soda. I ate it all, along with Doofenshmirtz.

I read for an hour and went to the bathroom, and then I took out my phone. I had a few games on it, and I decided just to do that.

Soon, the pilot announced that we are coming in for a landing. I put my phone away, and we landed.

I got off the plane with Doofenshmirtz, and we rented a car to use for the week. We drove from the car rental place to a restaurant.

We arrived around 5:00. The name of the restaurant was Lieu de la nourriture, which is "Place of food" in French. I looked over the menu, it was all in French. I ordered Kig ha farz, meats stewed in broth with dumplings, and Doofenshmirtz got Tartiflette, which is a French dish with potatoes, reblochon cheese, lardons and onions. We both thought is was delicious. For dessert, we got Tarte Normande, or "Apple Tart." After that, we drove to the beach house.

The sun was setting when we arrived, so we went into the beach house. It was a beautiful ranch-style house, with 2 bedrooms, a master bathroom, kitchen, another bathroom, living room, and basement. Down in the basement was a bathroom, a storage room, a laundry room, a game room, and another living room. It was a beautiful house. I went into one of the rooms, and set down my stuff on the floor, while Doofenshmirtz went into the other one. After I finished setting up, I went to the bathroom, and sat down on the couch and watched TV until Doofenshmirtz finished. "Hey," he said, holding his hand across my shoulder. "Let's go play some pool." I hit Doofenshmirtz's arm away, got up, and went downstairs.

After a few long games of pool (which, I won, of course.) I went back upstairs, brushed my teeth, took my contacts out, and put the bathrobe in the closet on, and went to bed.