The rising sun was the only light over the dreary Camp Wawanakwa. The dew drops on the adult pines carefully dripping off, hitting the ground one by one. Drip. Drip. Drip. A young man, presumably in his early twenties stood in front of the camera. His light brown hair was slicked back over his mocha colored blazer, under the blazer was a beige button down shirt. He wore dark jeans, which were tucked into his obsidian colored hiking boots, "Hey, everyone!" The man said with a smile on his face. He had a heavy Canadian accent. "We are here today to celebrate the return of the Total Drama series. Now, some of you may be wondering where my uncle, Chris McLean is…." He paused, contemplating what to say next, "Let's just say he ran into some trouble with the law, after the whole volcano incident" He smirked, "My name? Is Rodger McLean. And this!" He raised his arms. "is TOTAL. DRAMA. INFINITE!"
-THEME SONG-
I Wanna Be Famous starts playing
-Intro music-
Cameras and lights appear out of trees, disrupting woodland creatures
Dear, Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind.
Matt starts swinging on vines through the trees, Jon cuts one of the vines, and Matt falls on an annoyed Max. Jon laughs from the trees.
You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see
Chris and Bianca are dueling on the water, jumping off of different posts sticking out of the water, when Daniel falls out of the sky, causing the three to fall into the water.
I wanna be famous
Brandon and Esteban are sailing when a sea monster's tentacles sinks the ship and they start swimming to shore frantically
I wanna live close to the sun so pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Adam and Nellie are arguing in the mess hall when Kalle comes and initiates a group hug, Adam and Nellie blush awkwardly.
Everything to do, nothing in my way
Izzie is scarfing down Chef's slop and Edward is next to her with a disgusted look on his face.
I'll get there one day, Cause I wanna be famous.
Melinda is running from the Mess Hall with some candy in her hand, Chef is waving his fist at her.
Nanananananananananaaaaa I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous.
Phillip is in the virtual reality helmet doing the Macarena
*Whistling*
Everyone is sitting around the campfire; Rodger is standing in the center, behind the sitting kids, smiling.
Rodger stood on the docks of the Wawanakwa Island, "Welcome back, everyone!" He smiled enthusiastically. The camera panned so that Chef could be seen standing next to Rodger, "I'm sure you'll be happy to see a familiar face around here. What do you think about this new series, Chef?"
"Go to Hell, Newbie" Chef said, walking away
"Alright, then" Rodger didn't drop his smile, "In about 10 minutes, the first contestant should-"
"HEY!" A male voice yelled from the approaching ship.
"What the-" Rodger checked his watch. "You're early. What happened to the set path I gave you guys?"
"I used Mapquest, a lot simpler, quicker too." He shrugged, stepping onto the dock. He had long carbon black hair which reached down to the neck line of his solid black t-shirt. He also wore light blue, very baggy, cargo pants. The pants had huge tears along the knees, and on top of this, he wore worn out sneakers.
Rodger sighed, and then flashed his trademark over enthusiastic smile. "Hey, Everyone, This is Max, our apparently first contestant." He glanced at Max, "Uhh.." He thought for a second, "Well, I was gonna do some background information, but screw it." He walked away from the camera shot, "We'll be back once I get this sorted out!" His voice was heard.
"Wait, so, what do I do?" Max asked, crossing his arms. "Hey, do you have any food?"
-FADE TO BLACK-
-FADE BACK-
"Welcome Back, Everyone!" Rodger said to the camera, "Last time we-"
"I still didn't get any food." Max rolled his eyes.
"Err… Right" Rodger said, trying to retain his composure, "So anyways-"
"HEEEYYYY!" Another voice yelled, female this time.
Rodger breathed in and out deeply, "So I can't talk anymore, that's just grea-"
"What's up guys?" She ran up to Rodger and Max. She had long orange hair which went down to her mid back. She wore a black top with a red and black paid design mini skirt with flats.
Rodger started "And this is Iz-"
She ran up to the camera, "Hey Everyone!" she shook the camera, "I, Izzie, am the most awesomest person in this competition, don't you forget it!"
"Bull#%$…" Max muttered
"ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT." Rodger said, pulling Izzie back and placing her next to Max.
"So.. What's up?" She asked Max
"The Sky."
"Screw you."
"Try it."
Izzie was about to reply, but was interrupted as a boat crashed into the dock, taking out a good chunk of it. "Oops!" A male voice yelled from inside.
"What- What is-?" Rodger yelled, running up to the wreckage
"Umm….oops." The guy said, stepping out of the boat. "Sorry 'bout that…" He had light brown shaggy hair, down to his neck. He wore a solid black t-shirt with "LOLWUT." printed on the front of the shirt in huge white text. He wore denim shorts and high top converse.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DOCK?" Rodger yelled, getting in his face
"Dude." He said, not flinching, "Chill."
Rodger's face became red with anger as he walked over to join Izzie and Max.
"Matt, everyone." Rodger sighed
"What's up?" Izzie asked Matt
"I'm a bit hungry.." Matt shrugged
"Join the club." Max added
"Where do I sign up?"
"By that sign over there."
"What sign?"
Izzie face palmed, "I'm literally surrounded by idiots."
Another boat pulled up; nearly crashing into the one Matt came in on. A rather large, buff man jumped out of the boat. He ran on the roof of the other boat, landed on the dock perfectly on two feet. He hesitated for a second, before looking back to the crashed vessel, "What-"
"Don't ask"
"Bu-"
"Don't, seriously"
"Well, alright" He raised his hands in submission, "Ain't you gonna introduce me first, though?" he asked.
Rodger scrunched up his forehead in frustration, "Fine, Brandon, whatever.." He muttered, "Stand in line with the rest."
Brandon sighed, seeing as he didn't get properly introduced and stood with the rest.
"Hey are you hungry, by any chance?" Matt asked him.
Yet another boat pulled up to the dock, causing quite a pile up. "HEY!" Another male voice yelled, "HOW THE HELL DO I GET OVER THERE?"
"TRY CLIMBING OVER THE BOATS!"
"BETTER IDEA!" The voice yelled back, and a splash was heard. Moments later, a wet boy climbed upon the dock, his black hair covering his eyes, he tried to wring out his dark green t-shirt and using his free hand, moved his hair back, so it didn't cover his eyes. He also wore semi- torn denim shorts and flip flops. "A lot safer than trying to climb over other ships" He gave a cocky smirk.
"Finally, someone normal!" Rodger sighed in exasperation, which warranted, 'Hey!'s and 'What?'s from the contestants who were already there. "This is Jonathan."
"Call me Jon." He smirked, walked over to the others, "Hey." He said to Brandon
"Hey, Man, what's new?" Brandon replied
"Who's your master?"
"Wha-?"
"WHO'S YOUR MASTER?"
"Um.. I am?"
"WRONG!" Jon yelled, jabbing at Brandon's side, causing him to collapse
Rodger sighed, "I retract my previous statement"
Two boats appeared next to each other, two figures kept jumping from one ship to the other,
"Gahh!" A male voice was heard
"Not gonna work against me!" Another voice replied, this one was female.
One of the figures threw the other onto the docks. He looked around, "Oh, hello, there" He replied, not bothering to get up.
"Hello, Chri-" Rodger started, before the female ran over the pile up of ships, pinning the male to the ground.
"Chris and Bianca, everyone!" Rodger yelled.
"Alright, alright, you won this time." Chris smiled, "Can I have my bokken back now?"
"Yeah yeah." Bianca smiled, giving the wooden practice sword back to him.
"Dude…" Matt said, stunned at the two.
"AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON HERE?" Izzie yelled
"We'll see, Izzie" Rodger smirked, "Let's meet our next contestant!"
Another boat pulled up to the docks, crashing into the others, making its own way.
"What?" Rodger yelled, "WHY?" Several boats sank into the watery abyss.
"Hey Hey!" a male voice said, jumping off the ship onto the docks. He was shorter than average, short brown haired, and ADHD. He pushed up his glasses. He wore an open button down shirt with a white t-shirt under it. He also wore jeans and sneakers.
"ILIKEYOUDOYOULIKEME!" He randomly yelled out to Rodger.
"Uh, yeah…. sure." Rodger replied, "This is-"
"!" He yelled as loud as he could to the rest of the contestants.
"Ugh.." Brandon said, "Now I have a headache too, he got to his feet, before being jabbed by Jon again. "CRAP!"
"We don't need any more yelling, you know.." Max muttered
"Did anyone ask what you think?" Izzie replied coldly
"Well, the guy's on the ground in pain…" Matt said
"Why again?" Katara asked
"Oh there's a pressure point there, temporary paralyses your body," Chris answered Katara, "like so." He jabbed her side, and she fell over, smiling, "you sonuvva.." she chuckled
"Harsh, Dude," an unknown figure said, clustered in with all the others. Everyone stared at him, "What? Do I have something in my teeth?"
Rodger chuckled a little, "This is Gabriel, everyone!" he yelled
"Hey…" He said quietly, waving.
There were a few moments of silence, broken by the sound of helicopter wings. It landed on the ground next to the dock. "Hey guys." The man said casually, grabbing a briefcase which contained his laptop.
"So, what'd I miss?" He asked. He wore a full ninja outfit, with an Invader Zim mask, blocking his face, but you could see shaggy brown hair sticking out.
"Everyone, this is Adam!" Rodger broadcasted
"Dude…" Matt said, staring at the departing helicopter and the second one entering.
"Hello, Gentlemen and Ladies" The other man said, stepping out of the second helicopter. He wore a dark blue blazer with a white dress shirt underneath and a gray tie. He wore dark blue dress pants and dress shoes.
"YOU STOLE MY IDEA!" Adam yelled pointing at him
"I STOLE NOTHING!" He argued
"YES YOU-"
"This is Edward!" Rodger yelled, stopping all of the fighting.
A ship pulled up, making its way easily, now that most of the boats were out for the count. A small Asian girl stepped out.
"…and you must be Nellie!" Rodger said
"That's my name" she replied monotonously, she then turned to Adam. "You!" She said, "What's your name?"
"Adam," He smiled, though no one could tell, "Nice to meet you." He walked up to her
Nellie blushed a little, "Nice mask,"
"Thanks." He started to pull off the mask and reveal his face and-
"Guys, it's a half hour show." Rodger interrupted, "Get a room or save it for later"
"What?" Adam asked, flustered, "No! I don't-"
"HAIIIII!" A new female voice yelled, back flipping off the ship, "Sorry I'm late-"
"Shoulda used MapQuest.." Max muttered
"This is Kalle!" Rodger yelled. She wore her volley ball uniform, which included blue short shorts and a skin tight top, which only went down to the top of her stomach.
"?" Phillip ran up and rammed Kalle with a barrage of questions.
"!" She yelled back at an equal speed.
"FUCKAWORTHYOPPONENT!" Phillip yelled, and then sank back into the crowd, while Kalle gave a victorious smirk.
Yet another boat appeared on the horizon, quickly speeding towards the dock, stopping suddenly, and send a man flying out of the boat crashing on the docks, "Owww…." He muttered, standing up and holding his leg in pain, "Rodger, are you trying to kill me?" He genuinely asked.
"No." Was his reply, "Not yet, anyways, ANYWAYS, this is Daniel!" He yelled, pointing to the man with long dark brown hair which went down to the neckline of his V for Vendetta shirt. His jeans were tucked into his hiking boots.
"For legal purposes, I must inform you all that I have killed a man." H paused, "It was by accident, but still, you know, stay the hell away from me." He smiled and walked towards the others.
Matt backed up a little too much and fell off of the dock into the water, he was promptly pulled out by Max and Adam. "Thanks, Guys." He said
"No problem," Max smiled
"Yeah, no big deal" Adam added
"Um.. Hello?" A new female appeared on the dock, "I've been standing here for like 10 minutes..." She had bright blonde hair, she wore a light green tank top and denim short shorts and flats.
"Hello…." Rodger looked at the name roster, "I'm sorry, you don't seem to be in this competition."
"What?" The blonde said, "I'm Melinda? Melinda Klenk?"
"Oh." Rodger said
"Why 'Oh?"
"Well you're last name is 'Klenk' I kinda figured you'd be fat."
"Wha-?"
"Shh. Host talking." Rodger said as the final boat loaded itself at the docks. A large man stepped out. He had short dark brown hair and glasses. He a short sleeved button down Hawaiian shirt and Beige cargo pants with sneakers.
"Hey." He gave a casual smile
"Esteban!" Rodger smiled walking up to him "What's up, Man?" He gave Esteban a fist bump, which he returned. "On a reality show." Esteban replied
Rodger just rolled his eyes, "Alright! Everyone to the camp fire!" Rodger yelled leading the way
"WHATAREWEGONNADONOW?" Phillip asked
"In due time" Rodger said as they arrived, "Everyone sit!" He said. "Here, we'll separate into 3 teams of 5 campers each, there are three trailers, one per team, yeah, they're co-ed so get use to it! First team!" Rodger yelled, "Matt! Get over here. You're Team Captain of the Pouncing Mongooses."
"Cool." Matt smiled
"Nellie?" You're the captain of the second team, the Climbing Bears!"
"Do bears even climb?" Nellie asked, not getting a reply
"And the third captain?" Rodger asked, "is Edward. Congrats, new captain of the Fighting Chalupas!"
Edward smirked and walked to stand next to Matt and Nellie, Adam mumbled something angrily.
"Alright, people." Rodger said, "Choose your teams, Matt, you pick first.
"Max." Matt said, causing Max to shake his head, "Next round, pick Adam." He declared. "Yeah." was his reply.
"Nellie? Who do you pi-"
"Adam" She smiled. Adam hesitated, but walked over to Nellie.
"Why'd you pick me?" he asked Nellie,
"I have my reasons," Nellie replied, smiling
"Alright, Edward, Who do you pick?" Rodger asked
"You." He said, pointing at Jon, who shrugged and walked over to him.
"Matt?"
"I pick…." He thought for a moment, "Melinda."
"What? Why me?" She asked
"Why are you complaining?"
"I'm not compl-" she paused, "nevermind." She said walking over to Matt's team
"Nellie?"
"I guess I pick Bianca, you got nice moves," she smiled
"Thanks, if you want, I can teach 'em to you sometime." Bianca chuckled walking over to Nellie's team
"Edward?"
"Izzie." He said, smirking
"Ugh, took long enough," she scolded, marching over to Edward's team
"And back around again! Matt?"
"I pick Kalle."
"Cool, thanks, Man" She winked at him, while walking over
"Nellie?"
"I'll pick Brandon."
"Thank GOD I'm not on the same team as him." Brandon said, walking over to Nellie
"Edward?"
"Esteban, get over here." He said to him.
"Alright." Esteban walked over to Edward
"Last time around! Choose carefully!" Rodger said, "Matt?"
"Come on, Chris, you're on the winning team," Matt smirked at the others as Chris ran over to Matt's team
Nellie looked at Phillip and Daniel, Which is the lesser of two evils? She thought. "Come on. Phillip"
Phillip squealed and sprinted over to Nellie's team, "!" He shrieked.
Daniel sighed, seeing as he was picked last, and walked over to Edward's team.
"Now that that's settled!" Rodger bellowed, "The official teams are The Pouncing Mongooses, team captain Matt, the other members of this team are Max, Melinda, Kalle, and Chris! The Climbing Bears, team captain Nellie, the other members of this team are Adam, Bianca, Brandon, and Phillip!
Last but not least, The Singing Sparrows, team captain Edward, the other members of this team are Jon, Izzie, Esteban, and Daniel!" He looked around at the teams, "Now, It's time for the challenge!"
"Challenge?" Esteban asked
"Yes you heard me right!" Rodger replied, "Come follow me!" He started walking off.
"Um…Sir?" I don't have a-" Gabriel started
"It's our first day.." Brandon said to the other campers, the challenge can't be that bad…right?" He looked around, "Right?"