Let's remember that Underdog is the trademark of Leonardo TV, right? And the fact I connot stand that big nosed white haired bimbo of Underdog's sister.
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Underdog was livid today.
It was rare that he would lose his temper with his sister, a reporter for TTV News known as Polly Purbred, but now he had enough. So when Polly got her butt captured by Sinmon for snooping-those were the reasons why Underdog was fed up with her-he saved her butt again, but just as the report started to gush in her sugar coated thanks for saving her, he roared, "Shame on you, Polly! It's because of your prima donna antics you got in that folly!"
"But Underdog," protested the reporter, "I am only human-how was I to know Simon would plant goldenrod bushes near the window? He should've known I was allergic to them!"
"It's bad enough you snoop when you got no business," shot back Underdog,
"but the fact you get captured and you talk back to crooks gives me a lot of stress!"
Grabbing the hapless reporter, he added, "Sorry, sis, don't you dare say no, but here's what you've should've deserved long ago."
With that, the U-dog tore off all of his sister's white hair as she shrieked at 112 dB,
then squeezed her big black nose till it burst with blood then dragged her over his knee and brutally spanked her butt-y till the cheeks also burst like balloons as Polly fought and yelled, "Stop it, Underdog! That hurts! OWITCH! Take it easy! Oh, my BUT-TOCKS!"
On and on the spanking went till there was blood everywhere, and that was when a sobbing Polly said, "No more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more,
no more, no more, no more, no more!"
Stopping the spanking, Underdog said crisply, "Least my point got through, so you do what I tell you?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes," wept Polly.
"You going to snoop, getting captured and talking back 'stead of getting on track?" said the U-dog.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes," was the reply.
"WHAT?! Fess up, you nut!" growled the U-dog.
"I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," sobbed the reporter.
"Then let's keep it that way, starting today," said Underdog.
On that day, never again would Polly Purebred, sister of Underdog,
snoop around, get captured and talk back to villians ever again.
At all.
the end
How's that for a new era? I never could stand that white haired big nosed bimbo anyway.
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