I don't own Harry Potter.
Characters in one sentence
Ron- I'm starving!
Hermione- I'm off to the library.
Harry- Ow, my bloody scar is twinging again!
Neville- I've lost my toad again.
Luna- Crumple horned snorkacks!
Vernon- Boy! Comb your hair.*sprays spit across table
Dudley- doesn't say anything, punches Harry
Petunia- Walk on the newspaper, or you'll dirty the floor!
Dumbledore- Blessed as I am with extraordinary brain power, I understood everything.
Lupin- I'm too old for you... too poor...too dangerous.
Tonks- I don't care, Remus, I love you, and I have pink hair!
Fred and George- Can't you tell that I'm Fred, and he's George? And you call yourself our mother?
Molly- I see them dead all the time! *sobs
Arthur- Eclectic, you say? With a plug? *eyes bulge
Ginny- His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad..
Hagrid- I've always wanted a dragon *puts out his smoking beard
Snape- Harry Potter, our new celebrity *flips his greasy hair
Sirius- You should've died, rather than betray your friends!
Peter Pettigrew- He would have killed me! *ratboy
Draco Malfoy- You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.* twitchy little ferret
Cedric Diggory- Twilight :(
Voldemort- Crucio! Avada kedavra!*evil, white-faced, red-eyed snake man
Percy- The prefects have a compartment all to themselves at the front of the train.
Mr. Olivander- The wand chooses the wizard *creepy old man who talks to his wands
Bellatrix- Voldypoo, where are you?
I might do some more characters if I think of anything. Give me ideas!