The Classics
Author's Notes: I don't own Hannah Montana or That's So Raven. This takes place after "schooly bully" (Hannah Montana). To those who don't remember/know, "Henrietta" is the cracker.
The principle took Henrietta to his office and set her down on a seat. "Sit right there."
The juicer was sitting right beside her. "Hey," he said. "What you in for?"
"Making a girl into a salad during lunch," she responded.
"Ah, the classics. I took a kid's lunch like I do everyday and juiced it."
"Are you the juicer?"
"Yes, are you the cracker?"
"Yes." She stared into his eyes, as if she was trying to crack a code.
He stared into her eyes as if he was about to juice her face.
"You don't scare me," Henrietta said.
He kept staring at her, and then she smiled, and kissed.
The Classics