Hey, so this is a little bit of insanity from watching Dark Knight and Gilmore Girls to close together. I really hope you like it, cause it took me all of about thirty minutes to write.

Info you need about the OC:

Duo: Duo is actually Rebbecca Cole. Her father was a scientist that was trying to create the perfect soldier using genetic manipulation. The idea was to make it so that all humans were both male and female, so (wait for the gross part) they to have children on their own. Basically a hermaphrodite with the ability to bare their own children. So he tested this on Rebbecca, which made it so her body is in a constant state of flux. She can turn genetically male or female at any moment, and it caused her mind to fracture, making it so she had no conscience. It also gives her fast healing, super speed, and really good eye sight. She joined up with the Joker about six months before The Dark Knight, mostly because she was bored. She likes using guns, knives, ropes, chain. Basically anything that can kill someone.

Warnings: Harley bashing. Lots of it. And death of a toaster. Have fun.

Don't Be the Monkey Toaster

Duo sat quietly watching the completely redundant romance movie with Harley Quinn. The Joker was out blowing something- or everything- up which left "Har-Har" alone with Duo. Now, Duo didn't think this was very fair, and being as she was having a bad day already, she was about this close to using the switchblade in her hands to carve Harley's beating heart out to give to the nearest dog.

"Oh, isn't it so romantic how there's always a happy ending?" Duo looked over at the blonde to her right and shrugged, her spiky black hair falling over her eye.

"Don't know, maybe."

"Joker and I will have that too." she said, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Heh, Joker only lets you stay 'cause you're the shiny new toy. Give it a month, then it's open season, and I'm going for the big kill this year." Duo licked her teeth as her eyes shifted from black with a red ring to red with a black ring, signaling the switch in her personality. This one was far more dangerous, but it seemed that dear Harley didn't realize that yet.

"You're just jealous because he doesn't pay attention to you anymore." said Quinn, glaring at Duo. "I know he would never hurt me, you'll see."

"That's what the toaster thought."

"What?"

"The monkey toaster." Duo noticed that Harley still looked confused so she decided to elaborate.

"About two years ago, he got this toaster. It had a monkey face on the one side and the lever to push the toast down was actually a tail. The whole thing was brown, and when it popped the toast up it would screeched…like a monkey." Harley nodded slowly, still looking confused. "He never actually used it for toasting; he'd only push the lever down and laugh when it popped back up. He'd do that for hours, I nearly killed him myself."

"So what happened?"

"The monkey toaster didn't pop up fast enough and he took a tire iron to it. That over there is the precious monkey toaster." Duo finished, pointing to a pile of dusty brown metal that was twisted in about every direction. "We never did find the tail."

"So why are you telling me this?" Harley asked, still looking at the dead, twisted toaster with a look of horror.

"Take my advice. Don't be the monkey toaster." said Duo, getting off the lumpy old couch and going to meet Joker who had just come back with his hair smoking.

Harley was left staring at the remains of the toaster. Its little face could still be seen in the wreckage.

Fin.

So what do you think. Love it, hate it, don't care, tell me. Please. *begging*