I got this idea after reading EllieHeartsRent's Bones story on the same idea of characters on Facebook. I did not really proof read so I apologize for any grammatical errors. My first ever story on FF, so please be kind :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Facebook and sadly I do not own Sanctuary or any of it's characters.
Nikola Tesla has joined Facebook
Nikola Tesla is now friends with Helen Magnus and 45 others
Nikola Tesla to Henry Foss SOS
Henry Foss Dude, welcome to Facebook!
(Kate Freelander likes this)
Nikola Tesla SOS!
Henry Foss ?
Helen Magnus Nikola, why are you harassing my staff? Is something wrong?
Nikola Tesla -_-
Will Zimmerman to Big Guy I don't care what you say, fish for breakfast is not a good idea.
Big Guy Weak stomach. Do you hear something?
Will Zimmerman No. Hearing things isn't a good sign. Maybe you should talk to Magnus.
Big Guy I'm fine. It sounds like clicking...
(Nikola Tesla likes this)
Will Zimmerman to Helen Magnus Every time.
(Will Zimmerman likes this)
Helen Magnus Don't be so dramatic. He makes life interesting.
Will Zimmerman Yes, an army of mindless vampires definitely makes life way more interesting.
(Nikola Tesla likes this)
Helen Magnus That's hardly fair. It was only one time.
(Nikola Tesla likes this)
Will Zimmerman Or the time he experimented on those spoiled kids, causing them to turn into power hungry vampires.
(Nikola Tesla likes this)
Helen Magnus I do believe Nikola payed a steep price for his actions.
(Nikola Tesla likes this)
Will Zimmerman Or the time he drank your Bordeaux.
Helen Magnus …
(Will Zimmerman likes this)
Nikola Tesla Oh come on Helen, you can't still be upset about that. I like wine.
Nikola Tesla Helen? You are still coming to my rescue, right?
Nikola Tesla I'm sorry?
Helen Magnus to Nikola Tesla Hang in there Nikola, we're coming.
Nikola Tesla And by "we" I assume you mean yourself and the children. I feel safer already.
(Helen Magnus and Kate Freelander like this)
Henry Foss Don't worry Vlad, you can trust us ;)
Helen Magnus Henry, if I'm going to allow my staff to have a Facebook, I would appreciate it if you could at least use proper grammar.
Henry Foss It's a smiley face Doc. Everybody does it.
(Kate Freelander, Will Zimmerman, and 15 other friends like this)
Kate Freelander Movie night!
(Big Guy likes this)
Helen Magnus via iPhone I take it you two have finished your work around the Sanctuary.
Kate Freelander Of course Doc, I would never neglect my chores.
(Big Guy and Henry Foss like this)
Big Guy Finished hours ago.
(Kate Freelander likes this)
Helen Magnus Alright then, enjoy your movie.
(PM) Helen Magnus to Big Guy I am so sorry for your loss. Do you need help with anything?
Big Guy No, I'm fine.
Helen Magnus If you want to pretend you're fine, that's okay. Just know I'm always here if you need anything.
Big Guy I know. How'd mission rescue the ignorant, ex-vampire go?
Helen Magnus As well as can be expected. We were attacked by giant, source blood infected, bugs inside an old Cabal lab. Nikola was after the bugs and hid his intentions the whole time. Then he sacrificed himself but survived because he is far too full of himself to die.
Big Guy Is that all?
Helen Magnus No, he also stole one of the larvae because he believes the source blood in their veins can be used to make himself a serum that will return his vampire powers.
Big Guy Doesn't surprise me.
Helen Magnus I'm here if you need me.
Big Guy Thank you Helen.
Helen Magnus Good night, old friend.
Nikola Tesla It's good to be back in the Sanctuary.
(Helen Magnus likes this)
Will Zimmerman Every time.
Nikola Tesla Was that aimed at me? Good one. *slow claps*
Will Zimmerman This was bad, even for you.
(Helen Magnus and 5 others like this)
Nikola Tesla Come on now, no harm was done and the whole lab was destroyed.
Will Zimmerman Seriously, you think we don't know you kept one of the larvae?
(Helen Magnus and 25 others like this)
Nikola Tesla I have no idea what you're talking about. I would never do something that Helen disapproved of.
(Helen Magnus likes this)
Will Zimmerman It doesn't even matter because we know where you hid it.
Nikola Tesla Do not!
Will Zimmerman So you admit you have it!
Nikola Tesla No, I'm just saying if I did, you would never find my hiding spot.
(Helen Magnus likes this)
Helen Magnus I bet I know where it is. I'll private message you.
Nikola Tesla Private message? Helen, I thought you'd never ask.
Nikola Tesla How did you figure out where I hid it?
Helen Magnus I didn't, I just knew where you would hide it, if you had it. Hand it over.
(Will Zimmerman and 16 others like this)
Henry Foss Dude, you just got burned.
Kate Freelander Nice one Doc, didn't know you had it in you.
Helen Magnus Thank you Kate, although when you've known Nikola as long as I have, it's easy to predict his actions.
Nikola Tesla Alright, I have one. I just want to be a vampire again. Is that such a bad thing?
Will Zimmerman And finally the truth comes out.
(Helen Magnus, Kate Freelander, Henry Foss, and 112 others like this)
Nikola Tesla I hate you all.
Helen Magnus I'm afraid you brought this on yourself, Nikola.
(Will Zimmerman, Henry Foss, and 12 others like this)
Helen Magnus to Will Zimmerman I know, every time.
(Will Zimmerman and 145 others like this)