1.
It was close to midnight. Radar was walking back to his tent. He noticed someone stumbling around drunkenly.
Margret!
He walked over to her. "Major Houlahan!"
"Hi, Radar! I waz just at the Officer'z Club."
"Here, let me help you back to your tent."
"Thankz!"
He helped her along. They walked by a tank of water. The staff had been using it as a makeshift swimming pool, through the summer.
"Jus' a sec, Radar."
She climbed into the tank with her uniform on! Radar shook his head and laughed.
"This iz nise! What don't you join me, Radar?"
"Uh, no thanks."
She stayed in the water for a bit. Finally, Radar said to her, "I think it's time we should be going now, Major."
"Help me out, pleaz."
She held her arms out, and he grabbed them. But she became naughty; she pulled him towards her! He struggled, but she was able to pick him up and drop him in the water!
"Major!"
She giggled. They splashed each other, and despite himself he also laughed.
Finally, Margret tired out.
"Let's go home, now," said Radar.
"OK."
He get out and helped her out, and this time she didn't oppose him.
He led her to her tent. They went in together.
"Welcome to my humble abode."
"Thanks, Major."
"We're alone, now; you can call me Margret."
"OK, Maj-er, Margret."
Finding a towel, he dried himself and herself off a bit.
"OK, lie on the bed."
She did this. "Didja get me drunk so you could seduce me, Radar?"
He giggled. "Margret!"
He took her boots and socks off.
"Couldja rub my feet, a bit?"
"OK."
He massaged them.
"You have nise hands, Radar."
"Thank you, Margret."
She drift off into a drunken sleep. Radar put the covers over her, then left the tent.
Hawkeye was standing outside!
"Radar, what are you doing in Margret's tent?"
"Oh, she had too much to drink, so I brought her home."
"I see." He put his hand on Radar's shoulder. "You're all wet!"
He giggled. "She and I ended up in that tank!"
He smiled. "I see! Well, have a nice evening."
"Thanks, Hawk."
They both left.
2.
The next morning, Margret met Radar in the mess hall.
"Radar, thank for taking me home, last night."
"On, no problem, Mar-er, Major. I'm sure you'd do the same for me.
"And I'm sorry I got you wet."
"That's OK. It was kinda fun!"
"But tell anybody about this and I'll clobber you!"
"I won't, I promise."
She quickly kissed him on the cheek. Then she left. He smiled and touched the spot where she kissed him.
Hawkeye watched this scene. H also smiled!