Mario Kart: Super Tournament
"Hi, I am Toadworth, and I am this year's Mario Kart: Super Tournament! For a couple days, 12 Teams of two will race across the Mushroom Kingdom. At some points there will be flags for the first round there is eleven, for the second round there is ten, exedra. The last team will get one thousand and one coins each! Now here are the teams:"
Peach and Waluigi:
Peach: Hi I am Peach,
Waluigi: and I am Waluigi
Peach: I decided to be a part of the race is because Toads out there are starving and…
Waluigi: Why don't you spend the money you have now?
Peach: DON'T INTERUPT ME OK!?!
Waluigi: Sure!
Baby Luigi and Rosalina:
Rosalina: I have always dreamed to be in a tournament like this!
Baby Luigi: What?
Rosalina: I am not talking to you. I am talking to the camera.
Baby Luigi: Move over... I want to be the star!
Rosalina: Whatever!
Wario and Toad:
Toad: Why couldn't we just pick are partners! I have a partner that picks his nose!
Wario: (Picking his nose) you should try it sometime Toad.
Toad: I would rather eat Slugs, then pick my nose you are the grossing person I know!
Wario: I am hungry for Garlic!
Toad: NO GARLIC FOR YOU MISTER!
Daisy and Parakoopa:
Daisy: I love being partners with Parakoopa because I am not stuck with a partner like Wario.
Wario: I heard that!
Daisy: Get away you freak... this is my show!
Parakoopa: Actually it's my show as well!
Daisy: I feel like the wicked witch of the west, I am sorry…
Wario: That's because you are!
Daisy: GO AWAY!
Bowser Jr. and Mario:
Bowser Jr.: I wish I had mamma Peach as my partner and not this freak.
Mario: I am not a freak.
Bowser Jr.: Yes you are,
Mario: No I am not,
Bowser Jr.: I don't not care what you think! You are a Freak!
Mario: Don't make me punch you!
Bowser Jr.: Sure you will…
(Mario Punches Bowser Jr.)
Diddy Kong and Dry Bones:
Diddy Kong: I am not happy about being partners with dry bones!
Dry Bones: I am not that bad of a person
Diddy Kong: You turned Donkey Kong into a Statue!
Dry Bones: That's because he was in my way!
Diddy Kong: It's because Bowser ordered you to.
Dry Bones: Zip it squealing Monkey
Yoshi and Bowser:
Yoshi: Can you not be mean to me at this entire race
Bowser: I am not mean at all!
Yoshi: Then why does Nintendo say you're the villain?
Bowser: Nintendo? Who is Nintendo?
Yoshi: They created you and made you the villain!
Bowser: I didn't know that.
Yoshi: Now you do!
Peaty Piranha and Toadette:
Toadette: I am SO excited, what about you Peaty!?!
Peaty: I am ready to win this!
Toadette: How much longer do we have to wait?
Peaty: Another Hour!
Toadette: ANOTHER HOUR? I WANT TO GET ON THE ROAD!
Peaty: Me to.
Baby Mario and Baby Daisy:
Baby Mario: You Cute.
Baby Daisy: You to
Baby Mario: Really
Baby Daisy: Yup!
Baby Mario: Want to Date?
Baby Daisy: Sure!
Luigi and Birdo
Birdo: Hello I am Birdo,
Luigi: and I am…
Birdo: Hold it, this is my show.
Luigi: I am your partner!
Birdo: No your not! I am alone
Luigi: Yes! Toadworth assigned us as partners!
Funky Kong and Dry Bowser:
Funky Kong: You weird
Dry Bowser: You too! We have so much in common!
Funky Kong: We are going to WIN this thing!
Dry Bowser: And everyone else will LOSE for sure
Funky Kong: Every one else is lame but us
Dry Bowser: You are right!
Baby Peach and King Boo:
King Boo: Do I look scary!?!
Baby Peach: (Stares at King boo, then cries)
King Boo: Why am I that scary!!!
Baby Peach: You are to scary to be my partner!
Toadworth: King Boo! Why did you make this girl cry! King boo! I am sorry to say YOUR OUT OF THE COMPITITION!
Baby Peach and Koopa (Koopa Replaces King Boo!):
Koopa: Stop hitting me!
Baby Peach: You are more fun than that ghost!
Koopa: STOP IT NOW!
"These twelve teams will go to places like Koopa Cape, Bowsers Castle and Rainbow Road! After each time the teams finish a round, they will have one hour to fix their car and get ready for the next area! I will meet all the teams at the starting line!"