Some people say I am a fool,

But to them I say:

Hear my story ever so cruel,

Most of my life was dull and gray,

I had no home

And was stuck facing life's challenges alone.

No one had cared

About the lonely stray

Abandoned and scared

Trying to survive each day.

So please don't judge

And call me an annoying, immature pester,

My life was a heap of rejecting sludge

But now I am the one and only Jester!