Episode 1: Guns

Chapter 1

Note- I do not own the characters of the following games and anime: Mario, Kirby, Klonoa, Namco X Capcom, Wonder Momo, Strider, Valkyrie No Densetsu, Final Fantasy, Tales of Symphonia, and Inuyasha.

Kirby: I have found a way to beat the boss in this video game!

Mario: This is stupid! Why are we doing this?

Kirby: I ask you to do a Btermini impression but that Mario impression is dead on!

Mario: I am Mario stupid.

Kirby: Oh, I am Kirby.

Mario: I know that! Now tell me why we are dressed up like RED DOG and Btermini?

Kirby: Well, they left for some odd reason and they left me in charge.

Mario: They left you in charge? But you are just a mentally retarded baby.

Kirby: Well, they are not certainly going to leave you in charge. Like that time you tired to kill the characters that are not from Nintendo.

Mario: I was doing what was best for Nintendo Nation.

(Toh Pooh comes in)

Toh Pooh: Hi guys, what are you doing?

Kirby: Well, if it isn't Chun-Li's evil twin.

Toh Pooh: For the last time! I am not her evil twin; we are not even from the same game!

Mario: But, you are from the same company.

Toh Pooh: That may be true but we are not from the same game. Now, tell me where RED DOG and Btermini are?

Kirby: They left for some odd reason and they left me in charge.

Toh Pooh: You?

(Guntz comes in)

Guntz: Not really they left me in charge.

Mario: He may not be from Nintendo but he does sure look less dangerous.

Guntz: Since I am in charge, I upgraded the security system by placing guns everywhere.

Toh Pooh: Everywhere?

Guntz: Everywhere! In fact, everything you use has guns in them.

Mario: Even the TV?

Kirby: Let's see what is on TV.

(A bullet came out of the TV and hit Kirby)

Kirby: WOW! It is the "Kill You" channel.

Toh Pooh: If only he could die.

Mario: I have a question Guntz.

Guntz: Shoot.

Mario: Why did you place guns in the Gamecube?

Guntz: That because it is now the Guncube with the game "Guns" rated "S" for Shotguns.

(Kirby is playing the Guncube while it's shooting bullets at him)

Kirby: This is the best game ever! I lost 1000 IQ points from it.

Guntz: Now, whatever you guys do, (Pulls out a button) do not push this button.

Mario: What does it do?

Guntz: It kills Kirby.

Toh Pooh: GIMME!

Guntz: HOLD IT! It kills Kirby because I put an atom bomb inside of him that will explode if I push this button.

Toh Pooh: Here is an idea: let's leave the house and push the button.

Guntz: Why?

Mario: To kill Kirby of course!

Guntz: Hold it you two. We will press the button, soon.

Mario: Is everyone aware of this?

Guntz: Not really.

(Inuyasha comes in)

Inuyasha: GUYS!

Mario: What is it Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Your so called toilet tried to kill me with this!

(Inuyasha pulls out a bullet)

(Mario and Toh Pooh looks at Guntz)

Guntz: I'll go tell everyone now.