Episode 1: Guns
Chapter 1
Note- I do not own the characters of the following games and anime: Mario, Kirby, Klonoa, Namco X Capcom, Wonder Momo, Strider, Valkyrie No Densetsu, Final Fantasy, Tales of Symphonia, and Inuyasha.
Kirby: I have found a way to beat the boss in this video game!
Mario: This is stupid! Why are we doing this?
Kirby: I ask you to do a Btermini impression but that Mario impression is dead on!
Mario: I am Mario stupid.
Kirby: Oh, I am Kirby.
Mario: I know that! Now tell me why we are dressed up like RED DOG and Btermini?
Kirby: Well, they left for some odd reason and they left me in charge.
Mario: They left you in charge? But you are just a mentally retarded baby.
Kirby: Well, they are not certainly going to leave you in charge. Like that time you tired to kill the characters that are not from Nintendo.
Mario: I was doing what was best for Nintendo Nation.
(Toh Pooh comes in)
Toh Pooh: Hi guys, what are you doing?
Kirby: Well, if it isn't Chun-Li's evil twin.
Toh Pooh: For the last time! I am not her evil twin; we are not even from the same game!
Mario: But, you are from the same company.
Toh Pooh: That may be true but we are not from the same game. Now, tell me where RED DOG and Btermini are?
Kirby: They left for some odd reason and they left me in charge.
Toh Pooh: You?
(Guntz comes in)
Guntz: Not really they left me in charge.
Mario: He may not be from Nintendo but he does sure look less dangerous.
Guntz: Since I am in charge, I upgraded the security system by placing guns everywhere.
Toh Pooh: Everywhere?
Guntz: Everywhere! In fact, everything you use has guns in them.
Mario: Even the TV?
Kirby: Let's see what is on TV.
(A bullet came out of the TV and hit Kirby)
Kirby: WOW! It is the "Kill You" channel.
Toh Pooh: If only he could die.
Mario: I have a question Guntz.
Guntz: Shoot.
Mario: Why did you place guns in the Gamecube?
Guntz: That because it is now the Guncube with the game "Guns" rated "S" for Shotguns.
(Kirby is playing the Guncube while it's shooting bullets at him)
Kirby: This is the best game ever! I lost 1000 IQ points from it.
Guntz: Now, whatever you guys do, (Pulls out a button) do not push this button.
Mario: What does it do?
Guntz: It kills Kirby.
Toh Pooh: GIMME!
Guntz: HOLD IT! It kills Kirby because I put an atom bomb inside of him that will explode if I push this button.
Toh Pooh: Here is an idea: let's leave the house and push the button.
Guntz: Why?
Mario: To kill Kirby of course!
Guntz: Hold it you two. We will press the button, soon.
Mario: Is everyone aware of this?
Guntz: Not really.
(Inuyasha comes in)
Inuyasha: GUYS!
Mario: What is it Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Your so called toilet tried to kill me with this!
(Inuyasha pulls out a bullet)
(Mario and Toh Pooh looks at Guntz)
Guntz: I'll go tell everyone now.
