Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, the show would actually make sense. (Just Kidding!)
Temari's POV:
I sat on the brink of the dock, pondering over the events of my trip to Konoha. Nothing exciting, other than the fact that there was a food fight at the wedding. Wait, there was the matchmaking thing with Tenten and Kankuro. They had formed a kind of strong love/hate thing. They didn't go out or anything, but for any annual thing (Such as a dance) they would go together.
Well… I have kinda been forming a little crush on Shikamaru… Damn him. I'm Sabaku no Temari for crying out loud! I don't form crushes! Then, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten appeared and started singing!
*Gaara, Kankuro, Neji, and Chouji in back round with instruments*
Ino, Hinata, and Tenten: No chance, no way~ I won't say it, no no!
Temari: If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that~ No man is worth the aggravation! That's ancient history - been there, done that.
Ino, Hinata, and Tenten: Who'd ya think you're kiddin, he's the earth and heaven to ya, try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through ya! Girl ya can't conceal it, we know how you're feelin, who you're thinkin of~
Temari: No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no~
Hinata: Ya swoon, ya sigh, why deny it uh-oh
Temari: It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love~
(Shoo-do Shoo-do oo~)
Temari: I thought my heart had learned its lesson. It feels so good when you start out. My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl, unless you're dying to cry your heart out"
Ino: You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling,
Tenten: Baby we're not buying,
Hinata: hon we saw ya hit the ceiling,
Ino: face it like a grown up, when ya gonna own up that ya got,
Tenten: got,
Hinata: got it bad!
Temari: No chance, no way! I won't say it, no no!
Tenten: Give up, give in! Check the grin, you're in love~
Temari: This scene won't play, I won't say I won't say I'm in love~
Tenten, Ino, and Hinata: You're doin flips, read our lips, you're in love!
Temari: You're way off base, I won't say it! Get off my case, I won't say it!
Hinata, Ino, and Tenten: Girl don't be proud, it's okay, you're in love~
Temari: At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love~
As we finished the song, I saw Gaara and Kankuro leave there instruments and come over.
"Temari, tell us who the boy is and we'll kill him. Without pain, of course", Kankuro said. I sweat dropped.
"Thanks Kankuro, but I think I'll pass." I walked over to the other girls.
"Why the hell did you guys do that anyways?"
"Well, the title IS "Temari's Musical Love Life", and when you think about it, all of these stories have a center of their jokes", Tenten answered. "Plus, we've seen you around Shikamaru."
"Wait, the other stories have jokes centered around them?"
"Yep, Hinata's Secret Admirer was based on making fun of the actual anime, and Matchmaker was centered around breaking the third wall."
"Oh…"
"Well, we decided to help you with your dilemma!", Ino shouted.
"I don't have one!", I snapped back.
"Do we need to go through another round of singing Disney songs?"
"Ok, fine"
"But first", Hinata said. "You have to admit it to yourself"
"I can't!"
"Oh yes you fucking will", Tenten snapped.
"Okay! I-I-I l-love Shikamaru. There, happy?"
"Very, we will begin executing the plan tomorrow", she said.
"And what will we be doing tomorrow? And if you're about to do a 'Pinky and the Brain' reference, so help me, I'll-"
"I don't have a plan yet, but we're starting tomorrow because Hinata has a meeting to attend tonight. She has to look good, and we're doing her makeup. Wanna help?"
"Sure, I have nothing better to do." And we began walking towards her house- er… mansion.
"Say guys, have you noticed that lately Sakura has been drifting from our group and hanging out with the more slutty ninja?"
"The hell? I guess our group is down to four then", Ino said forlornly.
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That's it for this chapter! The song used was "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Hercules.
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