Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.
"Who ate my pizza?!"
Robin had never sounded so furious as his voice filled Titans Tower. He gazed angrily at the cardboard box which had once held an enormous delicious pizza…which was now empty.
"Somebody in this tower ate my pizza!" The Boy Wonder turned around to glare accusingly at the other titans. "Whoever it was, fess up!"
"Chill out, dude!" Beast Boy exclaimed. "It's only a pizza."
"Yeah," Raven added monotonously. "It's not like your whole life depends on it."
"Just a pizza?! It is not just a pizza! I bought it myself outta my own money to reward myself for beating Slade today!"
"Yeah…instead of rewarding it to all of us…" Cyborg muttered grudgingly. "Even though it was it took all of us to stop Slade-"
"Was it you, Cyborg?!"
"Me?!" Cyborg gaped in shock as Robin pointed a finger at him. "Why would I eat your pizza, man?!"
"You just said you think we all deserved it instead of just me – so you could cover up stuffing yourself with it!"
"Now c'mon, man! That's not true!" Cyborg frowned at Robin. "I dunno who ate your pizza, but it weren't me!"
"YOU LIAR!" Robin screamed. "You're a liar and a traitor, Cyborg! You don't deserve to be a member of the Teen Titans!"
Robin whipped out his staff and lunged for the half-robot – who managed to block his attack. The two instantly engaged in a fight, destroying everything around them in the lounge, much to the amusement of Beast Boy, the bemusement of Raven – and the shock of Starfire.
"Friends!" The Tamerianian cried. "Please do not do the fighting! It is not right for friends to fight!"
"Nah, guys, keep it up! This is cool!" Beast Boy grinned as he watched his Robin delivering blows with his staff while Cyborg blasted his cannon. "All this for a pizza! And for all Boy Wonder there knows, it could've been someone else instead of Cyborg!"
Picking up Beast Boy's words, Robin and Cyborg instantly stopped fighting. They turned their gazes –which were filling up with suspicion – towards the green shapeshifter.
"What are you tryna' say, Beast Boy?" Robin frowned.
"Huh?" Beast Boy's grin faded as he took a step back. "I ain't tryna' say nothin', dude."
"You got something you wanna confess, BB?" Cyborg asked through gritted teeth.
"Uh…"
"IT WAS YOU WHO ATE MY PIZZA?!" Robin hollered.
"AND YOU WERE GONNA LET ME TAKE THE BLAME?!" Cyborg thundered.
"No!" Beast Boy panicked, holding up his arms. "That's not true at all!"
"KICK HIS BUTT!"
Both screaming the same idea they had, Robin and Cyborg threw themselves onto Beast Boy. They started to beat him up for what they believed he had done and thought he could get away with.
"NO!" Starfire wailed as she tried to pull her friends apart from each other. "PLEASE DO NOT KICK BEAST BOY'S BUTT!"
Robin and Cyborg took no notice as they proceeded to attack Beast Boy. While Starfire was dismayed over what their friends were doing to their fellow teammate, Raven just stared blankly at them. She wasn't impressed in the slightest over their behaviour.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room – where none of you are allowed in…"
Raven made her way out of the lounge, leaving Beast Boy to get clobbered by Robin and Cyborg while Starfire tried unsuccessfully to stop them.
None of them noticed Silkie hiding behind the couch, happily swallowing up the last slice of Robin's stolen pizza.
The end.