Me AKA Raven: Ta da, my first fic. I feel so happy
Vegeta: not like its any good you stupid. Me: Do you want to go back in your cage Veggie Head? Vegeta: *tail bristles in anger and humiliation * NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU bleepin' bleep! Me: Language Veggie, there might be little children reading. Goku: *Walks by absentmindedly and looks at me * whoa you go a tail! Me: Got that strait *waves tail around * and shutup or say the disclaimer. Goku: I don't want to *calls Goten * Goten: what I was playing final fantasy Me: Say disclaimer or else *waves around very sharp sword * Goten: Trunks you do it *calls Trunks by yelling "Peanut butter" * Goku: WHERE Trunks: WHERE Me: I can't say disclaimer, it makes me too sad, SOMEBODY DO IT NOOWW Vegeta: Its not like this idiot would be smart enough to own DBZ. Me: You big meanie, here's a doggie treat *takes dog cookie out of pocket. Vegeta gets down on hands and knees and barks, throws treat in cachine (or whatever that really hard metal was that broke the z sword) cage and slams door shut and lock it. * Bwahahahahaha, you always fall for that. Vegeta: *eats dog cookie * you stupid. Me: Shhhhh the children. Anyhoo on with the fanfic as Vegeta stays locked up in cage all alone thinking about what he said. I really do not own DBZ, I own my character, and I made her up. You can use her, but pleaze, keep it reasonable.
Chapter one/Buu Meets Giant Monkey and Giant Monkey Meets Energy Ball
A girl walked on a vast treeless desert all around. Behind the sun blazed. She headed to a close rock formation, a place of shade until midday. The girls name was Raven, she sat down in the cool shade to think for a while, her wild, black, shoulder length hair fluttering in the slight breeze. Raven sighed and closed her black eyes; and was soon in deep thought, going over old memories. ***************
Flash
An evil green face poked around a corner and looked her in the eyes, she was three. It was Cell, he smiled evilly. Her eyes glanced to where her parents were; a few minutes ago now replace by two piles of cloths. Cell moved his pointed tail and stroked her face with it. He prepared to jab when he saw her tail flick out from under her to cover her face. He looked at her in thought and disappeared, and did not hurt her. ****************
Raven shuddered at that memory, it was too painful to remember her parents for when everybody came back alive, they never did. She remembered about waiting for days where they had died, but they never came. A local orphanage took her in, or forced her. She escaped and never stayed in one place for any time. Now Raven was ten. After years of wandering from one place to another, she had no intention to stop. She liked living in the wild, not in stuffy cites.
She also remembered she was a Saiyan and a proud one at that. That knowledge came from snooping in her parent's basement when she returned there after the great escape. There were two white pods hidden in the wall that held detailed information about Saiyans. Both her parents left a scouter with a message explaining everything. About her heritage and what became of the old planet and things that they wanted her to have for training, which was a red scouter and two pairs of silver shoulderless armor with two blue, full body undersuits.
Raven pulled out a battered radio from a backpack, and tuned it to the World Martial Art Tournament. The person who announces everything was exclaiming "Oh, Videl is out of the ring, boy she looks beat up!!" She listened to the radio until the sun was almost directly above, and packed up and was on the move again, this time flying slightly above the ground to move faster.
Elsewhere, Babadi released Majin Buu. Who started his reign of terror on the world. Buu was soon dancing around like a pansy while Babadi was screaming himself hoarse.
A message came through the radio this one in fear, "Vegeta had just destroyed half the stadium folks, what has caused him to massacre all these people?"
"Dang," Raven said at this, "Glad I wasn't there," and flew a bit faster.
A few hours later the she stopped and looked up at the sky, tail twitching. Small sparkles like stars seemed to be out now, but the sun was still up. Really fast out of nowhere pink comets or comet like things pelted toward Raven. Her tail bristled in anger and every blast stopped in midair and zoomed away. She smiled and let down an energy field that repelled the Ki attacks. It was her specialty.
Within twenty minutes the sounds of the ocean greeted Raven's ears. She made camp, went fishing, and brought back a huge fish when explosions and crashing sounds reached her sensitive ears. "What the Hell is that?" Raven said out loud for nothing to hear, and flew upward onto the top of the rock wall and saw what looked like a pink wad of chewing gum, "Majin Buu, o crap, this really sucks." The Buu was laughing at something though and infront of him was a big flash of light and someone else was laughing. Raven watched as a black haired man started fighting Majin Buu.
The man hunched over for a second and his hair became golden. He said something. "Hmm, I guess I'll call myself super Vegito." The Buu laughed again and said something and they fought again.
(Blah blah blah, lets just skip to the part where Vegeta and Goku get out of Majin Buu OK)
"Look, people popcorn." Goku exclaimed as Goten, Trunks, Gohan and Piccolo all appeared out of the air.
Vegeta mumbled something that included 'Kakarot' then "Lets find a place to drop these guys."
"Good, idea." Goku commented as they flew down to a lower level and set the unconscious Namek and demi-Saiyans down. Vegeta froze.
"Kakarot, there's someone here." Vegeta looked around and blasted away a bush, Raven growled at him and stared to bolt to a new hiding place when he caught the back of her armor.
"Lemme go, you (bleep) I'll kick your (bleep) and."
"Quiet kid, how long have you been here?" Vegeta shook her when she growled and refused to talk, grabbed her flailing tail. "I asked, how long have you been here?"
"Long enough to see you guys fuse and get absorbed by Buu and come back out. Now let me GO." She screeched in his ear, Vegeta dropped her. "Geeze, you could have been a little gentler or something, not like it hurt though."
"You said to let go so I did, nowhere I heard, 'oh just set me down nicely on the ground to keep my pwetty armor from getting dusty'" He laughed at her.
"You." Raven started, fuming, complete with vein popping out of forehead, was interrupted.
"Sorry to interrupt with your argument, but I think we should deal with Majin Buu." Goku pointed to Majin Buu, who was done transforming.
"He's shorter, shorter a than even the short angry guy who is very short." Raven now laughed.
Now it was Vegeta's turn to have a vein throb on his head, "If you even think of addressing me, I am Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans."
"You're the Vegetable who blew up the stadium." She said with fake awe.
"I am not a Vegetable, I am the Prince of all Saiyans you peasant (bleep)"
"But your red like a tomato, or is that a fruit? Whatever I'm calling it Vegetable."
"Uh, Vegeta." Goku asked nervously.
"What Kakarot." Vegeta snapped turning away from Raven, who was laughing and his eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "Kakarot, that's a problem.
Raven stopped laughing, "what?" her eyes locked on the huge ball on energy Majin Buu was holding, "It.it. looks like a.moon" She felt her jaw slack as the moon held her eyes with it beauty.
"Kakarot, we have another problem," Vegeta said through the corner of his mouth in an urgent tone.
The fur on her tail stood up on end, her body became massive and monkey like. An Oozaru stood up full formed and roared, snapping sharp fangs. Majin Buu chuckled evilly at the monkey that stood before it. He sent the ball at the Saiyan, laughing as it advanced on him (or whatever Majin Buu is). The next nobody expected happened. Raven caught the energy and held it briefly in her massive hands. The destructive mass fought and tried to escape, but Raven held firm. The energy then collapsed upon itself as a dying star would and ripped a hole in space and time. Raven roared as the strength of the rip pulled everything in, claws made gashes on the earth as they slid forward.
"KAKAROT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Vegeta yelled as they flew away from the circling vortex.
"I THINK SHE PUNCTURED THE DIMENSION. THE BOYS!" Goku grabbed Gohan's wrist as he flew by, still unconscious. Vegeta got Piccolo's but missed Trunks and Goten's. The two boys pelted toward the Oozaru and slammed into her back, unbalancing the monkey and making them all get sucked into the hole, into darkness.
Me: Hey I made a cliffhanger there. Oops well that falls into the category, stuff happens. Vegeta: Let me out let me out LET ME OUT Me: Say pleaze first Vegeta: Grrrrrrr Ok pleaze now let me out. Me: Only if you promise to clean my room Vegeta: I'll just blast my way out then *powers up to SS2 tries to bend bars with no success, powers down, breathing like a winded monkey* Me: Haha now do as I say or you'll never get out. Vegeta: All right I'll clean your stupid room. Me: Yay, I win. *Lets Vegeta out * Me: Y'all just now gotta wait for the next chapter. I hope to have it up soon. I promise to make it better. I was planning to give my character a little more detail in the second chapter so don't be too confuzzed Review, pleaze *puppy eyes * Pweazzzzze. Ok done with asking so bye now. Just so you knows also, I gave everyone their tails so DON"T SUE ME.I like tails
Vegeta: not like its any good you stupid. Me: Do you want to go back in your cage Veggie Head? Vegeta: *tail bristles in anger and humiliation * NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU bleepin' bleep! Me: Language Veggie, there might be little children reading. Goku: *Walks by absentmindedly and looks at me * whoa you go a tail! Me: Got that strait *waves tail around * and shutup or say the disclaimer. Goku: I don't want to *calls Goten * Goten: what I was playing final fantasy Me: Say disclaimer or else *waves around very sharp sword * Goten: Trunks you do it *calls Trunks by yelling "Peanut butter" * Goku: WHERE Trunks: WHERE Me: I can't say disclaimer, it makes me too sad, SOMEBODY DO IT NOOWW Vegeta: Its not like this idiot would be smart enough to own DBZ. Me: You big meanie, here's a doggie treat *takes dog cookie out of pocket. Vegeta gets down on hands and knees and barks, throws treat in cachine (or whatever that really hard metal was that broke the z sword) cage and slams door shut and lock it. * Bwahahahahaha, you always fall for that. Vegeta: *eats dog cookie * you stupid. Me: Shhhhh the children. Anyhoo on with the fanfic as Vegeta stays locked up in cage all alone thinking about what he said. I really do not own DBZ, I own my character, and I made her up. You can use her, but pleaze, keep it reasonable.
Chapter one/Buu Meets Giant Monkey and Giant Monkey Meets Energy Ball
A girl walked on a vast treeless desert all around. Behind the sun blazed. She headed to a close rock formation, a place of shade until midday. The girls name was Raven, she sat down in the cool shade to think for a while, her wild, black, shoulder length hair fluttering in the slight breeze. Raven sighed and closed her black eyes; and was soon in deep thought, going over old memories. ***************
Flash
An evil green face poked around a corner and looked her in the eyes, she was three. It was Cell, he smiled evilly. Her eyes glanced to where her parents were; a few minutes ago now replace by two piles of cloths. Cell moved his pointed tail and stroked her face with it. He prepared to jab when he saw her tail flick out from under her to cover her face. He looked at her in thought and disappeared, and did not hurt her. ****************
Raven shuddered at that memory, it was too painful to remember her parents for when everybody came back alive, they never did. She remembered about waiting for days where they had died, but they never came. A local orphanage took her in, or forced her. She escaped and never stayed in one place for any time. Now Raven was ten. After years of wandering from one place to another, she had no intention to stop. She liked living in the wild, not in stuffy cites.
She also remembered she was a Saiyan and a proud one at that. That knowledge came from snooping in her parent's basement when she returned there after the great escape. There were two white pods hidden in the wall that held detailed information about Saiyans. Both her parents left a scouter with a message explaining everything. About her heritage and what became of the old planet and things that they wanted her to have for training, which was a red scouter and two pairs of silver shoulderless armor with two blue, full body undersuits.
Raven pulled out a battered radio from a backpack, and tuned it to the World Martial Art Tournament. The person who announces everything was exclaiming "Oh, Videl is out of the ring, boy she looks beat up!!" She listened to the radio until the sun was almost directly above, and packed up and was on the move again, this time flying slightly above the ground to move faster.
Elsewhere, Babadi released Majin Buu. Who started his reign of terror on the world. Buu was soon dancing around like a pansy while Babadi was screaming himself hoarse.
A message came through the radio this one in fear, "Vegeta had just destroyed half the stadium folks, what has caused him to massacre all these people?"
"Dang," Raven said at this, "Glad I wasn't there," and flew a bit faster.
A few hours later the she stopped and looked up at the sky, tail twitching. Small sparkles like stars seemed to be out now, but the sun was still up. Really fast out of nowhere pink comets or comet like things pelted toward Raven. Her tail bristled in anger and every blast stopped in midair and zoomed away. She smiled and let down an energy field that repelled the Ki attacks. It was her specialty.
Within twenty minutes the sounds of the ocean greeted Raven's ears. She made camp, went fishing, and brought back a huge fish when explosions and crashing sounds reached her sensitive ears. "What the Hell is that?" Raven said out loud for nothing to hear, and flew upward onto the top of the rock wall and saw what looked like a pink wad of chewing gum, "Majin Buu, o crap, this really sucks." The Buu was laughing at something though and infront of him was a big flash of light and someone else was laughing. Raven watched as a black haired man started fighting Majin Buu.
The man hunched over for a second and his hair became golden. He said something. "Hmm, I guess I'll call myself super Vegito." The Buu laughed again and said something and they fought again.
(Blah blah blah, lets just skip to the part where Vegeta and Goku get out of Majin Buu OK)
"Look, people popcorn." Goku exclaimed as Goten, Trunks, Gohan and Piccolo all appeared out of the air.
Vegeta mumbled something that included 'Kakarot' then "Lets find a place to drop these guys."
"Good, idea." Goku commented as they flew down to a lower level and set the unconscious Namek and demi-Saiyans down. Vegeta froze.
"Kakarot, there's someone here." Vegeta looked around and blasted away a bush, Raven growled at him and stared to bolt to a new hiding place when he caught the back of her armor.
"Lemme go, you (bleep) I'll kick your (bleep) and."
"Quiet kid, how long have you been here?" Vegeta shook her when she growled and refused to talk, grabbed her flailing tail. "I asked, how long have you been here?"
"Long enough to see you guys fuse and get absorbed by Buu and come back out. Now let me GO." She screeched in his ear, Vegeta dropped her. "Geeze, you could have been a little gentler or something, not like it hurt though."
"You said to let go so I did, nowhere I heard, 'oh just set me down nicely on the ground to keep my pwetty armor from getting dusty'" He laughed at her.
"You." Raven started, fuming, complete with vein popping out of forehead, was interrupted.
"Sorry to interrupt with your argument, but I think we should deal with Majin Buu." Goku pointed to Majin Buu, who was done transforming.
"He's shorter, shorter a than even the short angry guy who is very short." Raven now laughed.
Now it was Vegeta's turn to have a vein throb on his head, "If you even think of addressing me, I am Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans."
"You're the Vegetable who blew up the stadium." She said with fake awe.
"I am not a Vegetable, I am the Prince of all Saiyans you peasant (bleep)"
"But your red like a tomato, or is that a fruit? Whatever I'm calling it Vegetable."
"Uh, Vegeta." Goku asked nervously.
"What Kakarot." Vegeta snapped turning away from Raven, who was laughing and his eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "Kakarot, that's a problem.
Raven stopped laughing, "what?" her eyes locked on the huge ball on energy Majin Buu was holding, "It.it. looks like a.moon" She felt her jaw slack as the moon held her eyes with it beauty.
"Kakarot, we have another problem," Vegeta said through the corner of his mouth in an urgent tone.
The fur on her tail stood up on end, her body became massive and monkey like. An Oozaru stood up full formed and roared, snapping sharp fangs. Majin Buu chuckled evilly at the monkey that stood before it. He sent the ball at the Saiyan, laughing as it advanced on him (or whatever Majin Buu is). The next nobody expected happened. Raven caught the energy and held it briefly in her massive hands. The destructive mass fought and tried to escape, but Raven held firm. The energy then collapsed upon itself as a dying star would and ripped a hole in space and time. Raven roared as the strength of the rip pulled everything in, claws made gashes on the earth as they slid forward.
"KAKAROT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Vegeta yelled as they flew away from the circling vortex.
"I THINK SHE PUNCTURED THE DIMENSION. THE BOYS!" Goku grabbed Gohan's wrist as he flew by, still unconscious. Vegeta got Piccolo's but missed Trunks and Goten's. The two boys pelted toward the Oozaru and slammed into her back, unbalancing the monkey and making them all get sucked into the hole, into darkness.
Me: Hey I made a cliffhanger there. Oops well that falls into the category, stuff happens. Vegeta: Let me out let me out LET ME OUT Me: Say pleaze first Vegeta: Grrrrrrr Ok pleaze now let me out. Me: Only if you promise to clean my room Vegeta: I'll just blast my way out then *powers up to SS2 tries to bend bars with no success, powers down, breathing like a winded monkey* Me: Haha now do as I say or you'll never get out. Vegeta: All right I'll clean your stupid room. Me: Yay, I win. *Lets Vegeta out * Me: Y'all just now gotta wait for the next chapter. I hope to have it up soon. I promise to make it better. I was planning to give my character a little more detail in the second chapter so don't be too confuzzed Review, pleaze *puppy eyes * Pweazzzzze. Ok done with asking so bye now. Just so you knows also, I gave everyone their tails so DON"T SUE ME.I like tails