There I sat watching Lord of the Rings again! Sometimes I wonder how many times I've seen this movie.
Elrond was yapping on about the ring, I was waiting to see Boromir and Legolas ride in on their pretty horses, but it never come or so it seemed.
Jesse my dog was lying on the couch next to me trying to shove me off.
I waited and waited and waited but Elrond just kept on yapping.
"Will you go away!!" I yelled at the TV. I got up to go get something to eat, when I tripped and hit my head on the TV and blacked out
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I opened my eyes, I was moving fast on a furry brown thing, then I realised that I was on a horse, I freaked and in doing so I lost grip on the rains and fell face first on the ground.
I spat out the dirt that got in my mouth. My horse stood by me until; a white horse came bounding in and had to leap right over me, so not to run me over.
I sat up and saw Legolas on top of his white horse; he dismounted and walked over to me.
"Why are you on the ground?" he asked in his cute elfy voice.
"I..I.. uhh..Fell off my..." I couldn't remember what I was going to say because I was to busy staring at his cute little elfy ears.
"Fell off your...?" he said trying to remind me that I was in the middle of saying something
"Oh.. my horse, I fell off my horse.." I managed to say still having a hard time talking I mean I was talking TO Legolas come on!
He offered me a hand, I took it and he helped me up "Are you here for the council?" he ask as he led his horse to a stable.
I took my horses rains and followed Legolas "I guess.." I followed him into the stables and put my horse into a stall.
I suddenly realised that I wasn't myself and I wasn't a girl "Wait Legolas comes in after Boromir...That means...EEEWW!"I muttered to myself Legolas gave me an odd look like I was crazy "Uhh..I stepped in.. Horse...Po-dung..."I fumbled Legolas just raised a eyebrow.
Legolas gave me another odd look then went out to who knows where, so I followed him. Then I lost him, I ended up where Aragorn was reading "Oh come on!" I muttered in disbelief.
"The shares of narsil the sword that cut the ring from Cowron" I said wondering if he would notice that I said Cowron he just gave me one of his creepy looks I put it down but it fell and I walked away.
I ended up at the council, I sat next to some old dude who smelled funny.
"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned to answer the threat of Mordor," announced Elrond I wanted to take his rob thingy it looked so fuzzy like Legolas' poncho I wanted to take them both and yell 'There mine all mine Mwaahahaaahaah!' but of course I couldn't because then they would think I was crazy, though it would be very fun.
Elrond yapped on some more then Frodo put the ring on the podium. Frodo sighed and sat back down.
Legolas looked at the ring in his elfy way. Then the council went silent
I sighed knowing I'd have to say Boromir's lines even though I didn't really want to.
"It is a gift why not use this ring!" I know I know I didn't say all of it but that's all I really needed to.
"You cannot wield it. None of us can. The one ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no other master."
"And what would Aragorn son of Arathorn know of this matter?!" I asked not letting Legolas have his line.
Legolas looked confused and stood up "How did you know that he is Aragorn?" Legolas asked.
"Isn't it obvious the hair the clothes I mean come on!" I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world
"Havo dad Legolas" said Aragorn, looking a slight bit embarrassed.
"Yeah well Gondor has no king and Gondor needs no friggin king!" I said and sat down
"You have only one choice. The Ring must be destroyed." proclaimed Elrond. Gimli got up and hit the ring with his DADS axe! I giggled though I sounded funny because I was a guy and it's very hard to giggle when you are one
"You can't destroy it like that Gigi!. Not even with Aragorns sword could you destroy it" I explained to Gimli who me and my sister call Gigi.
Elrond gave me a weird look and said his line. Everyone just sat there like they where dead or something "It is a folly because everything is a folly!" I said. Have you read the books folly is like Boromir's favourite word! Legolas got up
"Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond just said? The Ring must be destroyed!"
"You think I don't know that?" I muttered under my breath "And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?" Legolas just gave Gimli a funny leggie look.
"I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!" Gimli screamed, spit went flying from his mouth then every one yelled at each other. I just sat back down in my chair
"I will take it!" Frodo yelled over everyone "I will take the ring! Though I do not know the way"
Gandalf stepped forward. "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear"
Aragorn left his chair, "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will." He passed though the group, and kneeled in front of Frodo.
"You have my sword." Legolas walked to the forming fellowship
"And you have my bow"
"And my axe"
I got up and walked over to every one. "You hold the fate of us all halfling" I said and tried to keep as fare from Frodo as possible. Why did he have to look like Elijah, creepy man! Then Sam, Marry and Pippin ran out.
"Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said Elrond proudly
"So where we going?" Pippin asked,
"I believe this council is adjourn," said Elrond
Gandalf told everyone to pack lightly and so on. Legolas was walking away so I followed him again. I decided to have some fun.
"Where are you going?" I asked in a childish voice
"To pack and so should you" Legolas said walking into the house of Elrond.
"Where are you going?" I asked again.
"I told you to pack. Do you have that short of memory?" Leggie gave me a look and went on walking I ran after him
"You need a nickname!" I said knowing the perfect one.
"How about Leggie you don't mind if I call you Leggie do you?" I asked,
"Why would you call me that?" he asked getting a little annoyed.
"Because its fun" I smiled at him and I think he freaked he almost ran away.
I decided to have a look around I wonder the house of Elrond hoping to find something to do but no luck. I started to get hungry, So I went in search for food.
Right then Aragorn saw me and took me to the great hall or whatever it's called
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Elrond was yapping on about the ring, I was waiting to see Boromir and Legolas ride in on their pretty horses, but it never come or so it seemed.
Jesse my dog was lying on the couch next to me trying to shove me off.
I waited and waited and waited but Elrond just kept on yapping.
"Will you go away!!" I yelled at the TV. I got up to go get something to eat, when I tripped and hit my head on the TV and blacked out
~~~~~
I opened my eyes, I was moving fast on a furry brown thing, then I realised that I was on a horse, I freaked and in doing so I lost grip on the rains and fell face first on the ground.
I spat out the dirt that got in my mouth. My horse stood by me until; a white horse came bounding in and had to leap right over me, so not to run me over.
I sat up and saw Legolas on top of his white horse; he dismounted and walked over to me.
"Why are you on the ground?" he asked in his cute elfy voice.
"I..I.. uhh..Fell off my..." I couldn't remember what I was going to say because I was to busy staring at his cute little elfy ears.
"Fell off your...?" he said trying to remind me that I was in the middle of saying something
"Oh.. my horse, I fell off my horse.." I managed to say still having a hard time talking I mean I was talking TO Legolas come on!
He offered me a hand, I took it and he helped me up "Are you here for the council?" he ask as he led his horse to a stable.
I took my horses rains and followed Legolas "I guess.." I followed him into the stables and put my horse into a stall.
I suddenly realised that I wasn't myself and I wasn't a girl "Wait Legolas comes in after Boromir...That means...EEEWW!"I muttered to myself Legolas gave me an odd look like I was crazy "Uhh..I stepped in.. Horse...Po-dung..."I fumbled Legolas just raised a eyebrow.
Legolas gave me another odd look then went out to who knows where, so I followed him. Then I lost him, I ended up where Aragorn was reading "Oh come on!" I muttered in disbelief.
"The shares of narsil the sword that cut the ring from Cowron" I said wondering if he would notice that I said Cowron he just gave me one of his creepy looks I put it down but it fell and I walked away.
I ended up at the council, I sat next to some old dude who smelled funny.
"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned to answer the threat of Mordor," announced Elrond I wanted to take his rob thingy it looked so fuzzy like Legolas' poncho I wanted to take them both and yell 'There mine all mine Mwaahahaaahaah!' but of course I couldn't because then they would think I was crazy, though it would be very fun.
Elrond yapped on some more then Frodo put the ring on the podium. Frodo sighed and sat back down.
Legolas looked at the ring in his elfy way. Then the council went silent
I sighed knowing I'd have to say Boromir's lines even though I didn't really want to.
"It is a gift why not use this ring!" I know I know I didn't say all of it but that's all I really needed to.
"You cannot wield it. None of us can. The one ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no other master."
"And what would Aragorn son of Arathorn know of this matter?!" I asked not letting Legolas have his line.
Legolas looked confused and stood up "How did you know that he is Aragorn?" Legolas asked.
"Isn't it obvious the hair the clothes I mean come on!" I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world
"Havo dad Legolas" said Aragorn, looking a slight bit embarrassed.
"Yeah well Gondor has no king and Gondor needs no friggin king!" I said and sat down
"You have only one choice. The Ring must be destroyed." proclaimed Elrond. Gimli got up and hit the ring with his DADS axe! I giggled though I sounded funny because I was a guy and it's very hard to giggle when you are one
"You can't destroy it like that Gigi!. Not even with Aragorns sword could you destroy it" I explained to Gimli who me and my sister call Gigi.
Elrond gave me a weird look and said his line. Everyone just sat there like they where dead or something "It is a folly because everything is a folly!" I said. Have you read the books folly is like Boromir's favourite word! Legolas got up
"Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond just said? The Ring must be destroyed!"
"You think I don't know that?" I muttered under my breath "And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?" Legolas just gave Gimli a funny leggie look.
"I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!" Gimli screamed, spit went flying from his mouth then every one yelled at each other. I just sat back down in my chair
"I will take it!" Frodo yelled over everyone "I will take the ring! Though I do not know the way"
Gandalf stepped forward. "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear"
Aragorn left his chair, "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will." He passed though the group, and kneeled in front of Frodo.
"You have my sword." Legolas walked to the forming fellowship
"And you have my bow"
"And my axe"
I got up and walked over to every one. "You hold the fate of us all halfling" I said and tried to keep as fare from Frodo as possible. Why did he have to look like Elijah, creepy man! Then Sam, Marry and Pippin ran out.
"Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said Elrond proudly
"So where we going?" Pippin asked,
"I believe this council is adjourn," said Elrond
Gandalf told everyone to pack lightly and so on. Legolas was walking away so I followed him again. I decided to have some fun.
"Where are you going?" I asked in a childish voice
"To pack and so should you" Legolas said walking into the house of Elrond.
"Where are you going?" I asked again.
"I told you to pack. Do you have that short of memory?" Leggie gave me a look and went on walking I ran after him
"You need a nickname!" I said knowing the perfect one.
"How about Leggie you don't mind if I call you Leggie do you?" I asked,
"Why would you call me that?" he asked getting a little annoyed.
"Because its fun" I smiled at him and I think he freaked he almost ran away.
I decided to have a look around I wonder the house of Elrond hoping to find something to do but no luck. I started to get hungry, So I went in search for food.
Right then Aragorn saw me and took me to the great hall or whatever it's called
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