Fix-It Felix, you're so rad.

Use the Hammer you got from your dad.

When Ralph starts to wreck, you don't get mad.

But for a bad guy, he ain't so bad.

The Nicelanders love you, as they should.

You fix their building, like no one else could.

Would you like it, I bet you would.

If Calhoun kissed you, so knock on wood.

Calhoun gives you the Honey Glows.

It's no secret, everyone knows.

That you married her and no Cy-Bug arose.

She's the woman we're glad you chose.

You get medals when you win.

And pies so delicious, they must be a sin.

You do your job with a great big grin.

When it's time to fix, you go all in.