(Lynn-Thomas house, Jackie's bedroom)

Jackie arrives at her room, puts her backpack in her bed and closes the door. She then went to her closet, took out a black beanie and put it on.

She then set up some cameras near her computer, sat on the chair, and took a deep breath before shouting at the top of her lungs, "LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"

-Take 1-

Jackie does a high five at the camera so hard that it falls over and hits the ground.

"Shit! I high fived too hard!"

-Take 2-

Jackie repeats the high five, this time making sure not to hit the camera in the process.

"Bottom o' the afternoon to you, ladies! My name is JackieSepticEyes and welcome to..." Jackie pauses to look at Evie, who winks at her. "A creepy lady winking at me?"

"I've read about this eviebot online, and according to people, she's a complete idiot. Now, I've had to deal with some idiots every now and then-"

"*Cough*BRITTNEYWONG*cough*...was that subtle enough for you?"

"But anyway, let's see how stupid she is. We're going to start simple, save some of my most outrageously outrageous questions for later if she acts like the hard one."

-Hello.-

"Hello, what's your name?"

"Okay, seems good so far, I ain't telling her that shit, though."

-My name is Jackass.-

Jackie chuckles a little, and then laughs like a hyena at Evie's response:

"I like that name."

"Priceless, okay let's ask her another question."

-What are the colors of the rainbow?-

"How much pressure is required to crush a potato?

Jackie blinks twice before stating, "How the fuck should I know? Answer my question!"

-What are the colors of the rainbow!-

"Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet."

"Okay, I haven't seen the stupid yet, I need to see the stupid! I need to make something good for the marvelous who watch me, see the show, and make porn of me and my classmates. Please don't do the last one, just don't."

-People told me you were stupid. Show me the stupid.-

"People are easily influenced."

"True story, but It's not what I want!"

-Show me the stupid!-

"Show you who?"

"THE STUPID! I should probably be more specific, 'cause stupid just isn't enough."

-Show me how stupid you are.-

"Yesterday I pulled at a door that said push. Now your turn."

"Oh, dat stupid, it's too much! AAAAGH!"

"But seriously though, that was really lame."

-Yesterday I decided to play something called cleverbot evie for the beginning of my channel, and now I regret it.-

"Don't worry, I'll keep your secret!"

"I really fucking doubt it, the entire internet now knows my secret!*Sighs* Anyway, let's keep going."

-Tell me a story-

"No! YOU tell ME a story, please."

"Geez, bitch, calm the fuck down! We got some anger issues here, apparently. Alright, I'll tell you a fucking story."

-Once upon a time, there was a dumbass that was such a bitch, that she was easily the dumbest bitch in existence. And then I met cleverbot. The end.-

"Once upon a time there lived a creepy monster deep in the forest. Then one day the monster walked ou of the forest and go to eat a whole family. Now all of them where dead. The end."

"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF STORY IS THAT?! Is it Slenderman, moth man, tooth fairy, where did you get this shit?!"

-What the fuck-

"The fairy came to all the children, and gave them sights of what the future would bring."

"Now we're talking, now I'm starting to think we'll get along. I get the feeling it won't last, though."

-What did they see?-

"An umpire?"

"Why are you asking me? You're the one who's supposed to know."

"Anyway, I think that's enough for now, sorry if this is really short but I'm already feeling sore from all the shouting, and I have some important stuff to do tomorrow and they require an average intelligence, which is going to drop dramatically if I keep talking to her."

"Maybe I should take a calmer approach next time...Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm going to be a loudmouth forever!"

"But before I go, I just found out, by complete chance and not because Evie told me, that she has a husband. Let's see if she tells me who he is."

-Can you tell me who is your husband?-

"Keep guessing, I want to see this."

"Oh, well in that case-Fuck you!"

Jackie reaches for a phone and immediately starts typing numbers. "I'm going to leave it to fucking chance whether I find your fucking husband or not."

(One phone-calling-spree later)

A frustrated Jackie finally manages to call someone who says he's Evie's husband. He spoke with an Irish accent that made it kinda difficult to figure out what he was saying.

"Yeah? You're Cleverbot Evie's husband? I called you to tell you that your wife's one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen in my life." Some gibberish comes from the other end of the call, surprising Jackie. "Why do you ask what else is new?"

"And that's all for this video, folks! If you liked it, slam that like button, in the face, LIKE A BOSSASS! And, High fives for everyone!"

Jackie does a high five and knocks over the camera again. "Shit, I did it again!"

She puts the camera back up and finishes the last part, "And I'll see all you guys...IN THE NEXT FANFICTION!"

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Jackie grabbed her throat and drank some water. "Holy shit, I almost lost my voice in that last pitch."