This is my first time typing on my new computer, yet it's acting like a glitchy bitch (That kinda rhymes X3)
Ah well, enjoy my crappy story!
Disclaimer: FOR THE LOVE OF LOCOMOTIVE SYRINGE INCOPERATED, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Warning: Lovi Language Ahead,yaoi, and beautiful crack.
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Romano watched as his former caretaker started getting it on with a tomato. He told him "WTF, betch? I'm not payin' you to hump a tomato, now get ur lazy ass here and make me a sammich!" Suddenly, England bursts in with his BROWS OF AWESOMENESS, and shot his EPIC BROW BEAM at Spain, which caused him to turn into a unicorn. Then, America bursts in screaming to England, "OMG, UNICORNS DO EXIST, I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU, BABY!" So they make sweet love in the floor which causes Hungary to burst in with her EPIC FRYING PAN, and tape the yaoi goodness. SUDDENLY, Japan comes flying in on a giant lima bean, and does the Macarena, which causes Switzerland to die from lack of YO-HO-HO-TRA-LA-LA-LAs. Then France comes, and joins America and England, which makes a threesome, and Hungary dies from blood loss. Romano starts riding on Spain's unicorn-ified back, and sings about the beautiful mountains and llamas of Italy. Germany and Prussia suddenly blow up the side of Spain's house's wall, and start dancing to "German Sparkle Party", in which Italy joins, but does it less awesomely than Prussia and his army of AWESOME GILBIRDS. Holland comes in with Belgium, one with a dress, and one with a flamenco outfit-thingy. You can guess who had the beautiful dress on, right? Yes, it was Russia. China suddenly becomes all seme and is like, "Don't diss the eggrolls, aru." With his "Don't diss the eggrolls, aru." look on. He starts flipping off poor ol' Ukraine because do you know what she just did? She dissed the eggrolls, aru. And while Sealand was surfing his wife, the internet, when he came onto a link, which made him get RICK ROME'D! Sealand was so disgusted that he broke his laptop with a peanut butter and pickled fish lips sandwich, and threw it into the abyss. Austria came in with his piano of MUSICAL-NESS and started playing it LIKE A BOSS, stared blankly LIKE A BOSS, but sat down LIKE AN ASSISATANT, in which it caused Hungary to rise up from the dead and BITCH SLAP THAT SISSY. Suddenly, Italy stopped German Sparkle Partying, and start marrying his pasta, which caused them to have little baby pastas, which made no sense because the pasta was actually GERMANY. And what happened to Romano and Spain? Spain turned back into a human, except he had no shirt, which caused Romano to become suddenly HONEST WITH HIS GODDAMN FEELINGS ALREADY, and rode with Spain on a tomato unipony into the sunset.
THE END.
And the moral is, don't keep me up past 2 in the morning because I WILL make something like this XD. Ah well, I suck at this anyway, IF ANYONE CAN GIVE ME WRITING LESSONS, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER X3. Well until then, Asta La Pasta my lovelies~~~~ *jumps on back of tomato unipony and rides into sunset*