Flint was looking forward to going home and seeing his fellow Elite Four members. And the Champion Cynthia. But when he walked in it was surprisingly quiet. He walked into the living room and screamed very loud "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" at a disemboweled body on the floor. "WHAT THE POO!" he then yelled. Then Lucian came around the corner with scissors. "Oh hi Flint. I didn't expect you'd be back so soon." he said. Flint looked up "Lucian you know im Sonic fast. Cmon step it up." Flint replied very serious. He was actually very fast like Sonic. He could run faster than the other Elites and Gym Leaders (except Maylene). "Now can you tell me WHY there's a dead body in the living room. Who even is this." Flint demanded.
Lucian looked down. "Oh yeah I forgot he was here." he kicked the body. "Yeah he's dead. I stabbed him in the temples and then the arm. Then I eviscerated him." Flint was confused. "Eviscerated means I disemboweled him." Flint said "Oh." then Flint STOOD UP FAST like "WAIT YOU KILLED A PERSON?!" he yelled. Lucian twirled the scissors around in his hand. "Yeah I don't know he was very bothersome and he had no family so I thought why not. It's very fun you should try it sometime." he laughed sort of but it wasn't a haha funny laugh. It was a really scary "I just killed someone and I'm not even bothered. I might actually be a serial killer." laugh.
Flint was actually getting really scared like "Lucian are you alright I mean you killed someone are you sure you're okay?" and Lucian said "Wow Flint of course I'm ok? This is nothing I've done this before. Now come on help me tie this guy to something so it'll be easier to throw him in the ocean." Flint was really afraid and he touched the dead body and he shivered. He felt like he was going to cry or pee his pants maybe both. Lucian was humming a really happy tune while he attempted to move the guy onto a metal pole that looked like it was from the junkyard. He was really calm about it and made no mistakes. Flint said "LUcian how many times have you DONE this" and Lucian thought for a second and then replied "I don't actually know I think I lost track somewhere around 23?" and Flint gasped in horror and Lucian asked him for some rope to tie this guy to the pole with. Flint ran off, afraid that those scissors might end up in HIS temples, HIS wrist, cutting out HIS insides as well if he didn't do what he said. He came back with some rope and gave it to Lucian. "Thanks Flint this is the first time anyone's helped me you are saving my back a lot of pain." he said tying the dead guy to the pole. "Hey can you wash this guy's blood off the floor? I was really messy and careless this time sorry." he said, dragging the body out the door. His guts were leaving a trail of blood. Flint wanted to throw up but he got the mop out anyway.
About 30 minutes later Lucian came back. "Wow that sure was fun. Would you like to do it again sometime Flint?" and Flint peed his pants and ran away. Lucian sat down on the couch very angry. Maybe he'd shave off Flint's hair in his sleep. And accidentally stab through his scalp in the process.