Versus.
Hey guys, sorry i got a little caught up with school & stuff... My family came for Thanksgiving... (my 2 older sisters (29&21.. when im 11. lol.) then my soon-to-be-brother-in-law, && my 18 month old niece. hey llook! MOMMY!MOMMY! omggg..) anyway, I thought I would do a Joke/Crackfic... Sooo...here u go! =]=]=D
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. All rights go to Stephanie Meyer, & Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
Jane's POV
Alec was out playing around with Demetri, but shall be back soon. So, I sat in Alec & I's room, shopping online. I knew Alec would like something new, especially from his sister. Lately, I have noticed what Alec is into. I found out that he is in love with HANNAH MONTANA! When he was gone feeding last week, I sneaked onto his iPod & his computer (his password is obvious. ILUVHM) and saw that he had a seperate folder for everyhing HM! So, with my awesome mind of evil plans, I looked at the a litte kids store, and saw a Hannah Montana shirt in his size! It was awesome. I bought it. I will put it in his closet, and when he sees it, I'm positive that he will put it on.
***A FEW DAYS LATER*** -(the shirt is now in the closet.)-
Of course, with my vampire hearing I heard Alec coming back, once again, I peeked out of the room and could not believe what I saw. Alec had on the Hannah Montana shirt, ws singing "Rockstar" at the top of his lungs, & was in total dream-state. I'm even pretty sure that he didn't even know that he just passed our room. *VAMPIRE SPEED* I took out my cell phone && started to take pictures. Then I saw Demetri, Felix, Aro, Marcus slowly following behind him. In Hannah Montana t-shirts. With HM concert wrist bands on their wrists, and HM Cd's in hand. What has happened? Did Alec force and hypnotize them into loving her?As this was already hilarious yet, really crazy I started taking video, with all of this in the Volterra Castle, it could be 3,985 years later and this still could be here. Unfortunalty, I'm pretty sure that we'll all die in a vampire attack before then. Maybe.
What snapped me back to reality of this maddness was that WHERE WAS LORD CAIUS? I heard a loud voice from the other end of the corridor, and saw him. Caius was wearing a bright pink Selena Gomez shirt. && Singing Round&Round by SelGomez. I totally agreed with him. Selena Gomez vs. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. SELENA GOMEZ WINS! Anyway, she actually has a normal life, instead of being twocomplicatedlifes'aresomuchfungirrrrl. Selena Gomez actually has an acting job, and a really nice voice. Miley Cyrus on the other hand, not reallly... though, her dad is amazing. Billy Ray Cyrus. Awesomeness! Anyway, I let them fight over who was better & the yelling would not stop. Alec soon came back with no shirt, and only his iPod in hand. Cauis most likely deleted all of his HM/MC songs. Haha.
I was on my computer and was listening to IAMAGUMMIBEAR the next morning.
Alec's POV
This was going to be a long week with my sister. *sighs*
Cauis' POV
TEAM SELENA GOMEZ FOREVER! even if she is with justin bieber and not me. MUAHHAHAHHA!
Demetri's POV
Help me.
I hope you enjoyed that... Isnt my mind going crazy? I think it is. Anyway I have no idea what to say here, but Review/PM me for more CRACKFICs... I have one in mind but no typed up, maybe I'll write it today.. Maybe. Anyway, PM/R && also, here is an idea of what the t-shirt looked like. TEAM MC/HM: .com/gp/product/B003466UEC?ie=UTF8&tag=louscoc-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B003466U
TEAM SELGOMEZ: .com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image//s/e/selena-hot_pink_girls_