Ode to Aragorn

I love thee Aragorn, with thy face so fair, I only wish you'd wash your hair.

Brandishing your Sword, the one that was Broken, When we first met, our love was awoken.

I know a great obstacle stands in our path, But I'm sure that love will take care of that.

Your eyes are dark, deep pools of desire, My love for you is like a passionate fire.

I'd roam the earth just to be by your side, This amazing bond we should not have to hide.

I've never met anyone so caring and true. I've never met anyone as sexy as you.

Ode to Legolas

I adore thee Legolas, and want you to know, That I just swoon at the sight of thy bow.

That long blond hair, those pointed ears, You are so brave, you have no fears!

Your love for nature, for Middle- earth, Has been important to you since thy birth.

I admire thy passion, admire thy grace, I feel so weak at the sight of thy face!

From the moment we met, I knew in my heart, That from that day on, we never could part.

Your heart is like mine, fiery and young, And from the fieriest of hearts a great love has sprung.