My Lord of the Rings Spoof Poem
Aragon, King of Gondor, took by force the land of Mordor,
His people rejoiced, as the ring was destroyed,
But poor Frodo Baggins was to be no more.
Boromir a true hero of Gondor was betrayed by his own easily corrupted nature.
Legolas took with him Gimli Gloins son, over the sea to follow their hearts for an eternity.
Arwen to eventually mourn the death of her beloved King, Aragon
And at last the three hobbits left;
Merry, Pippin and dear, dear Sam,
Returned to the Shire, to retell their adventures,
And which after a time became legend, and legend became myth,
And were not forgotten as once the Ring of Power once was, was no more.
