(Harry is walking along the street calmly minding his own business when all of a sudden Voldmort jumps out. Harry screams.)
Voldmort: HA! I have returned, potter! I have returned and I have returned more powerful than ever! You shall not win this time. I will be victorious now!
Harry:(takes out his wand and points it at voldie) You will never win evil one! As long as I have backup you will never win! So you are wrong my moldy old friend, you are wrong! (Hary laughs evilly)
Voldie: (Whispers to Harry) Uh the evil laughing thing is mine.
Harry: Oh right sorry, I just got caught up for a second
Voldie: Hey that's alright man, it happens just don't let it happen again.
Harry: I won't I don't know what got into me.
Voldie: Eh Don't worry about it
(awkward pause where Harry and voldie look out to the audience clear their throats and return to fighting
Voldie AH! But you my young grasshopper alone. You have no backup
Harry: I will once I send out the HP distress signal. presses button on watch they should be here any minute now. sticks tongue out at Volide
Meanwhile
Generic character who doesn't have a name: gasp GASP! That's the Hp distress signal! Harry Needs me! I'm on my way Harry! Begins to run then slows to a walk then finally keels over wheezing No! I must keep going Harry needs me! But I can't run. Maybe I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette before I started out.
Meanwhile
Harry; whispering to self Come on, where are you generic character who does not have a name. Voldie is going to kick my heroic butt if you don't come soon.
Voldie: HAHAH! I see your distress signal has not work. No one is coming! I have you all to myself now and I will be victorious! walks toward Harry and picks him up by the shirt
Harry: Psst...you're supposed to use your wand
Voldie: Oh yeah sorry about that. puts him down and points his wand at Harry AVEDA! They freeze while someone walks out somenly and says
Harry died that day because generic character could not get to Harry in time to save him. So the next time you think that smoking doesn't hurt you think about Harry and how he had to pay for what his generic character friend did. Go ahead, you try telling Harry you couldn't save him because you were smoking. He'll understand.