Disclamer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. Though I do own Itachi in my dreams at night.

Naruto Uzumaki was bored. He had just finished training and didn't have anything to do. There were no missions. Nothing. With an exaggerated sigh, he dragged his feet through the streets of his village, Konoha. He let his limp arms literally drag through the dirt as he shuffled on.

Sasuke was back, two years had gone by, and Naruto was starting to develop a different voice and wicked hair. He didn't even want to talk about what was happening down south behind his zipper.

But, recently, everything seemed to be in need of a little boost or something. Naruto mulled over remedies for the stagnicity that was becoming a routine in Konoha. "Maybe," thought Naruto, "a really good prank would get the town riled up enough to stop being so boring. Yeah…yeah thats it. I could do something like…like… pour blue food dye into the towns water supply. Then, even though they wouldn't to, villagers would have to drink and shower anyway and they would all be walking around blue."

Naruto had to stop, hold his side and cover his mouth to keep from laughing. Strangled little giggles escaped from around his fingers anyway. He gulped in fresh air and blinked tears away from his bright blue eyes.

I think I'm getting smarter with age.

And speaking of giggles, Naruto could've sword he had heard Sakura nearby giggling. He looked around and sure enough, there she was…with Sasuke. She had her hands behind her back and was giggling like a freaking hyena. A hyena with a pretty laugh. And a pretty face. And pretty eyes…

Naruto smiled loped towards them.

Sasuke Uchiha gritted his teeth from behind his closed lips and tried not to growl. He had just finished training with Kakashi, his sensei, and all he wanted was to go home and rest. Yet, there standing before him toying with her hair and babbling on and on was none other than Sakura.

He shoved his hands in his pockets and started walking. But of course, unfazed, Sakura was following.

Whatever.

Sakura Haruno was elated. She had chanced upon the raven-haired hottie, Sasuke. He was just standing there, sunset glistening lightly on his silhouette, listening to everything she said. Sakura sighed dreamily.

"Oh hes so…"

"Heeeeeyyy!"

Sakura groaned. That voice. She knew it only too well.

"Hey!!" Naruto huffed as he caught up to them. "Hey." Sasuke threw over his shoulder and continued walking. Quick, he's getting away! Sakura's inner self yelled at her.

"Oh Sasuke wait!" Sakura called and chased after him.

Ino Yamanaka blew a strand of flyaway hair away from her face. She was leaning on her balcony with her arms crossed and her mind a blank. She hadn't had a mission for a whole week and the inactivity was really starting to get to her.

Her teammates, Shikamaru and Chouji were no help at all. In fact, they were probably the last people you would call if you wanted to have fun. Well, if you were having a barbeque and wanted all of the food to disappear, then you could call Chouji.

So anyway, the point was that she was…well…bored. Ino didn't think she had ever used that word to describe anything having to do with her. First times for everything.

But right then, just as Ino was pushing off the wall and was heading inside, she heard the annoying no-longer-that-high-pitched wail of the pink-haired bi- um, ninja, Sakura.

She smirked evilly. If Ino used the mind-transfer jutsu on Sakura, she could make her do all sorts of…things…

It was decided. She positioned herself in a way so that when she left her body, it wouldn't fall off the balcony. She lifted her hands in the symbol that her jutsu was known for. Quickly aiming at Sakura, she activated the technique and realized too late that Sakura was not alone.

She sped out of her body and crashed landed rather clumsily into Sakura. But…something was wrong. She was being sucked towards Sakura's hand instead of her mind. This had never happened before.

Her soul seeped like goop through Sakura's fingers and Ino felt something sliver past her. It made her shiver- well, she thought it made her shiver. Everything was hard to tell when she didn't have a body.

Without warning she was wrenched forward and traveling warp speed up a dark tunnel. Bright colors and thoughts flashed by her and suddenly she was slipping out of consciousness.

What the...hell?

A/N: This is sorta the first time I've done a story on Fanfiction so I'm still learning. So please REVIEW and let me know what you think, if I should continue this, if I should keep this in all their points of veiw, or where I fudged up and whatnot. I wrote this on a whim while watching Chowder on T.V lol so If It sounds pretty funky I'm sorry! This chapter is short but I hope to make the other chapters a little longer. The first person to review will get a cookie :3 The rest will just get my love sowy 3