Disclaimer:  I do not actually own Yami.  I just like to think I do.  Also, I do not own Youko Duet either.  She is one of my real life friends.  Technically, I don't own Celestia and her Yami, either.  I AM Celestia, so you can't really own yourself.  Plus, Yami Celestia is her own person, so I don't really own her.  I created her, but I don't own her because you can't really own a person.  Anyway, enough blabbering.  Enjoy!

My Yami and I- A fanfic by Sailor Vercury a.k.a. Celestia Requene

Here, my Yami and I discuss our love for Yugi's Yami.  I'm not expecting to get a lot of reviews because it's not really that good.  If you do like it, then please review!  Otanoshimi kudasai!  (Please enjoy!)

Celestia:  Greetings everyone!

Yami Celestia:  Welcome to our fic!

Celestia:  Anyway, let's get our discussion started!

Yami Celestia:  *eyes turn into hearts*  Yeah!

Youko Duet:  Oh no.  I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Celestia:  By the way, our friend Duet is here with us.  I'm not exactly sure why, though.  Why are you here, Duet?

Duet:  To keep you and your little friend here from over-obsessing!

Yami Celestia:  Obsessed?  Me?  Yeah right.  *eyes turn into hearts again*  Can we talk about Yami now?

Celestia:  Sure!

Yami Celestia:  You know, I'm not sure why I like Yami.  Is it because of his [anime-trademarked] spiky hair, or the [also anime-trademarked] purple eyes?

Celestia:  You know, I never thought about that!  Why do we think Yami is so sexy?

Duet:  *rolls eyes*  You both are strange.  That's why!

Celestia:  That's me!  The strange one!  I'm proud to be strange!

Yami Celestia:  Hey!  I'm not strange!  *afterthought*  Well, ok, maybe I am.  I love being strange!

Celestia:  But I love Yami more!

Yami Celestia:  You stole my line!  I love him more than you do!

Celestia: No you don't!

Yami Celestia:  Yes I do!

Duet:  *rolls eyes*  You both are crazy!

Celestia and Yami Celestia:  Yes we are!  I love Yami more than you do!  No you don't!  Yes I do!  *Celestia and her Yami argue for a while over who loves Yami more*

Celestia:  I love him more!  That's it!  I'm not taking this anymore!  VERCURY STAR POWER!  *transforms and becomes Sailor Vercury*

Yami Celestia:  We'll just see who loves him more.  VERCURY YAMI STAR POWER!  *transforms into Yami Sailor Vercury*

Duet:  This is interesting.  I'm not sure who to root for, since they both get on my nerves.

Yami Sailor Vercury:  REIGN OF EVIL!  (A/N:  This isn't an attack.  It's a power up technique.)  *little evil things start flying around while a throne appears under YSV and raises her high into the sky.  A crown also appears on her head.*  Ah!  I feel the power!

Sailor Vercury:  Well, yours can't compare to mine!  Besides, I posses the powers of water and LOVE!!!  My love for Yami (which happens to be greater than yours) will ensure that I emerge victorious!

Duet:  Cut the talk.  I want to see some ACTION!

Yami Sailor Vercury:  You want action?  I'll give you action.  VERCURY SINFUL AQUA MELODY!  *broken hearts surround YSV as she plays a heart made of water; then a stream of water shoots out of the harp.  Just before it hits SV, the water turns into a broken heart.*

Sailor Vercury:  You wont break my heart, Yami of mine!  But, I'll block yours.  VERCURY LOVE WALL!  *hearts fuse together to form a wall.  YSV's attack is reflected back*

Yami Sailor Vercury:  Uh oh.  I don't think I have anything to counter that.  *the reflected attack hits her…or does it?*  Huh?  I'm still alive?  Not even a scratch!  Ha!  But what happened?

Duet:  Just before that attack hit you, your body shone with a strange light which destroyed the attack.

Yami Sailor Vercury:  Wow!  It's because I care about Yami so much!

Sailor Vercury:  Try wanting to stay alive for your own selfish desires.  Yami's not even here, so you didn't save his life or anything.

*Sailor Vercury and Yami Sailor Vercury return to their normal forms*

Yami:  Actually, she did.  *all gasp*

Celestia:  Yami!  It's really you!  *runs up to him and gives him a hug*

Yami Celestia:  Girl, hands off!  He's mine!  *turns to Yami with hearts in eyes*  Aren't you?

Yami:  *starts to answer*

Celestia:  No way he's yours!  He's mine!

Yami Celestia:  Yeah right.  *start arguing again*

Duet:  Girls, girls.  Calm down.  I think Yami's trying to say something.  *Celestia and Yami Celestia stop arguing and turn to look at Yami*

Yami:  *frowns*  I belong to no one.

Celestia and Yami Celestia:  Oh yes you do!  You belong to me!  We love you, Yami!

Duet:  -.-0  Here they go again!

Yami:  *to Duet*  Is that a bad thing?

Duet:  Yes.  Very much so.

Celestia:  *has been thinking about the battle*  Yami, where were you during the battle?  I never saw you.  Actually, what were you doing here in the first place?

Yami:  I sensed the power of your Millennium Lips, Celestia.  I thought, "Hmmm.  That's interesting.  Maybe I should check it out and see what's going on.  Someone may be in trouble."  I had appeared behind Yami Celestia just as you reflected her attack back at her.  Her subconscious sensed that I was here and caused her to block the attack.  That's what happened.

Yami Celestia:  *has been drooling*  Yami, will you sleep with me tonight?

Duet:  NO!  He's not!  *whaps Yami Celestia into LEO*

*all sweatdrop*

Celestia:  Anyway, would you like to stay with us for a while, Yami?  We would like to get to know you better.  You can sleep in my Yami's room.

Yami Celestia: *landed on her head*  Owies, that hurt!  Yay!  Yami gets to sleep with me!

Celestia:  NO HE DOESN'T!  You will be sleeping in a separate room!  *turns to Duet*  Where shall we put her?

Duet:  Lock her in the cellar.

Celestia:  Perfect!

Yami Celestia:  Yami never actually said if he wanted to stay or not.  *eyes turn into hearts*  So, how 'bout it, Yami?

Yami:  *is sweatdropping*  Uhhh, I'm not sure.  Hang on for a second.  *whispers to Duet*  Are they always like this?

Duet:  *whispers in reply to Yami*  Unfortunately, yes.  I have to deal with this all the time.  You might get a little brain damage, but not too much.  My brain is very damaged from having to live with these lunatics.

Yami:  *is still whispering to Duet*  So, I shouldn't stay.

Duet:  *is whispering to Yami yet again*  No, you should.  You don't want to know what happens when they get mad.  It gets ugly.  If you say no, they'll probably be a million times worse!  Agree to stay.  I'll help you deal with them.

Yami:  *not quite reassured*  If you say so…….  *out loud*  I'll stay.  BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.  NOT FOREVER.

Celestia and Yami Celestia:  *to each other*  *slyly*  We'll see if he won't stay with us forever!  *to everyone*  THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU (and so on)  *glomp Yami*

Duet:  *sweatdrops*  It's going to be a long night.