(A/N) Hey there! I felt like writing more Sound three stories, so here it goes. These, unlike my last screwed up ones, are meant to be funny, unlike the others that were mainly focused on romance. Hope you likey.
Zaku sniffed the rice. It LOOKED normal. It SMELLED normal. Maybe...
It WAS normal.
"Zaku, are you going to eat it or not?" Kin stood up infront of him.
Zaku looked up.
"Um...alright?"
"Your supossed to say 'yes Kin! I'll eat your wonderful cooking.' when I ask you that." Kin pouted.
"Wonderful?" questioned Dosu.
"What?!" Kin yelled.
"I said, it's wonderful."
"oh.."
The sound three were on a picinic. It wasn't exactlly what Dosu and Zaku had in mind, when they said yes to a food party. Kin made it sound...manly. There is nothing manly about a tea party outside under a tree, with happy little squirrels chirping and falling off trees, and little rabbits, flying by, and tripping over themselves. Plus, Kin made them ware pink tutus.
"Kiiiiin! These tutu's are giving me a wedgie!" Zaku whinned.
"At least I let you ware pants under them." Kin smilled.
"I feel stupid." Dosu stated.
"Well, that's because you refused to cooperate, and you had to ware the matching training bra." Kin added.
"How come I don't get one?" Zaku said sarcasticlly, pointing at Dosu's bra.
"It was a buy two tutu's, get one training bra half price. I couldn't afford another one."
Phew. Zaku thought.
"why aren't YOU waring a tutu Kin?" Dosu asked.
"Are you kidding?! Their WAY too girly for me. You think i'd actually think of waring that crap?"
"Yes."
"..."
After a few candies, and bowls of ramen, and manly hide and seek, the three were under the tree, pouring cups of tea.
Sauske walked by, in his little trunks.
"What the hell are you doing?" He asked Dosu and Zaku, looking at their tutu's.
"We're having a MANLY tea party!" yelled Zaku.
"Whatever." Sauske walked away, tripping on a chirping squirrel.
Zaku nudged Dosu.
"Is it me...or was he checking you out?"
Dosu stared at Zaku. "Yes. I think he...was." Dosu shivered.
"Creepy."
Now, the three were engagining in the manly sport of tag.
"Your it Dosu!" Kin smilled.
Dosu pranced over to Zaku, and tapped his shoulder.
"Your it! hahahaha!"
Zaku smilled. He tripped over a chirping squirrel. And fell on his face.
Zaku stood up.
"WHAT THE HELL! SINCE WHEN DO SQUIRRELS CHIRP?!"
"Since they passed the new law about birds having to meow."
"..."
Night fell upon the three sound nin. Dosu packed up the te set, and struggled to unhook the training bra.
"Hey Kin. I wanted to tell you something." Zaku said.
"Hm?"
"You look great today!"
"..."
"You know...I'm not really atrracted by guys in tutu's."
Yes I am. He does'nt need to know that though.
"You smell nice. Like...strawberries."
"That's my deoderant."
"..."
(A/N) Okay. This was the weirdest thing I ever wrote. Hope you got a laugh. Pweeze review! There might be more stories if you review!