The Avenger's Amnesia
Sasuke gets amnesia; will his friends help him return to his rude, snobby, uncaring, old self? …no. Lots a random-ness, no real pairings, but hints of some.
At the Akatsuki base, Itachi & Kisame were planning their weekend…
"Gomen nasai Itachi-san, but my weekend is already full. Well, I'm going to the aquarium, for a bite to eat now, so I'll see-ya later!" Kisame explained to Itachi & then left. Itachi, still shocked that his fish-faced friend had plans when he didn't, continued sitting in the chair, until he sat up & went to go find Deidara.
Once Itachi found Deidara, it was to late, he already had plans… something about going to the arts & crafts fair & "teaching" them the proper way to make a clay bomb… Itachi then went looking for Zetsu, Sasori, Tobi, or anyone else he could find.
3 hours later Itachi had nothing to do, Zetsu was going to a greenhouse, Sasori, a puppet show, & Tobi went to the cosmetics store. (don't ask) After 2 minutes Sasori came back, to get his puppet, he saw Itachi & told him,
"Itachi, why don't you go annoy your aniki, (brother) or some other Konoha ninja?"
Itachi must have been really, board because he immediately got up & headed to Konoha, which was a surprisingly short walk from the Akatsuki base.
Somewhere in Konoha, Sasuke was calmly walking around, not knowing who would show up, or what would happen…
"Itachi-nii-san, don't you have anything better to do? Other than stalking me?" Sasuke asked coldly.
"I was bored, so I thought I'd pay you a visit." Itachi stated & then began throwing kunai at Sasuke, who easily dodged them. Sasuke smirked & Itachi continued throwing weapons & other random objects.
About 4 hours had passed & Itachi had already thrown multiple items, from kunai to cookies, to safes & even a chainsaw or 2. Sasuke continued smirking.
"Foolish brother, I'll be back… with weapons." Itachi stated, in an Arnold Schwarzenegger, like tone.
Sasuke then continued his walk, thinking he had finally beaten his brother.
Somewhere in deep Space, a Giant Acorn, "driven" by a squirrel, was coming towards Earth… with each passing second, the giant acorn got closer & closer to earth & Konoha & began to shrink…
Sasuke kept walking, looking at the sites, the public park, the bridge, the marketplace & so on. He soon came across Naruto's favorite place to eat, Ichiraku Ramen.
The giant acorn had finally reached earth, then it went towards Konoha, & then Ichiraku, the squirrel still "driving" it…
Sasuke noticed Naruto finish his 8th bowl of ramen & began walking towards the orange clad ninja, until he was hit by an acorn, no bigger than his finger nail, & a squirrel. (you'd think he would have dodged that…)
Naruto finished his 10th bowl, paid the, rather large, bill & turned around, only to see Sasuke K.O.ed. (knocked out) He looked both left & right, expecting to see a ninja, (or at least a human) but only found a burnt acorn & a squirrel.
The squirrel took a look at Sasuke, then at Naruto & ran off, taking the burnt acorn with it.
"Sasuke-teme? Hello? Sasuke-teme, you awake?" Naruto sighed, picked up his K.O.ed friend, & began heading towards the Konoha hospital.
I finished!!! Yatta! Sorry it wasn't long enough… I just wanted to finish & post it. What do you think? Should I keep going? Should I add the members of team 11? Comment & R& R!