WARNING: Contains spoilers for the Harry Potter series (OOTP and HBP in partiuclar)!
A/N: So, came up with this today. Hope you enjoy it; just in time for the holidays!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Voldie Got Run Over By a Thestral (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
Voldie got run over by a thestral,
Running away from the Ministry,
You can say there's no such thing as Dark Lords,
But as for me and Luna, we believe.
He was brought back by old Wormtail,
In the midst of my fourth year,
That traitor is such a slime ball,
That he turned into a rat and disappeared.
Even though it's in the Quibbler,
And Fudge won't listen to me,
We're gathering supporters,
And starting what we call Dumbledore's army.
Voldie got run over by a thestral,
Running away from the Ministry,
You can say there's no such thing as Dark Lords,
But as for me and Luna, we believe.
And no one will leave me alone,
It's always 'how are you Harry?',
I yell at them in caps-lock,
Though I regret it 'cause Voldie's quite scary.
I've been having freaky dreams now,
About snakes that like to bite,
And I saved Mr. Weasley,
But Snape's still got to teach me how to fight.
Voldie got run over by a thestral,
Running away from the Ministry,
You can say there's no such thing as Dark Lords,
But as for me and Luna, we believe.
My time with Snape did not go well,
And he made me go away,
But not that I'm complaining,
He's evil in a nasty sort of way.
And now Malfoy is all emo,
While I have to search for souls,
Sad that Dumbles can't help me,
But the killing curse is not the way to go.
Voldie got run over by a thestral,
Running away from the Ministry,
You can say there's no such thing as Dark Lords,
But as for me and Luna, we believe.