The Comments of the cases

by Lestrange3544

It all began at the case website, where the detectives got into a bit of a row about a certain case. Sherlock was angry with Anderson and Anderson was angry with Sherlock but all that changes when a certain someone shows up, his precise words were: "did you miss me?

Dear detectives,

This letter that I am writing is concerning a rather strange case of my son falling in love with something... very strange. It is difficult for me to speak about, but my son has fallen in love with my hairbrush, he cannot stop kissing it. At first I thought it was just a teen phase he was going through but now its become almost violent and vehement, please, please, please, my son needs help, something has caused him to go crazy!

I'm afraid I'll have to send him to juvenile prison if this doesn't stop!

Kind regards,

Georgina ballet.

P.s. I'm really scared and I think he's coming home now so I think I'll need to stop writing this otherwise he might see and threaten me with the hairbrush!

Comments:

Sam#detective says:

DO NOT, WHATEVER HAPPENS, TAKE THE HAIRBRUSH AWAY FROM HIM, IF THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS HE MIGHT HARM YOU.

Anderson@342 says:

I'll get in touch with you, your son needs real help.

Sherlolmes says:

What do you mean with real help Anderson? The only help you can provide is how to commit suicide or genocide thats how excruciatingly stupid and irritating you are.

Anderson@342 says:

Fuck off Sherlock otherwise I'll destroy your coat and hat!

Sherlolmes says:

Oh, what a clever comeback, whats next? Perhaps something about how you can emphasize with the son because you too have fallen in love with a hairbrush because it is the only thing that loves you back?

Lestrade2445 says:

Aww, look at you two, squabbling like a married couple, perhaps its because you're both so in love with each other that the mother actually does get murdered by her son.

Sherlolmes says:

Yes, thank you, graham, for pointing out the obvious, might I also point out the obvious by saying that we have no idea where this case resides or if this is actually a case that should be taken seriously, a teenage boy intoxicated with a hairbrush? Well did the mother actually bother to think that he might be doing drugs? HOW IS THIS A CASE? Oh god this is so boring!

Watson2334 says:

Sherlock, calm down and put the laptop away and come have coffee, you've been driving me mad all morning.

I-want-to-break-free! says:

Sherlly, did you miss me?

Sherlolmes says:

Well, what an unfortunate plot twist. Sorry, Moriarty, I need my coffee.

Moriarty was back.

And with that he switched the computer off and turned to John who was staring at him, dumbfounded.