This is co-authored by Ryo-chan and Zelda_in_a_Crystal.
School
(actual title undecided)
Link: La-de-da! Look at me!! I'm talking in my own story!!!
Zelda: Not fair! I'm the one who does all the talking!!
ZCrystal: Shut up, no one cares about who's talking! Just cue the stupid narrator!
Narrator: 6:30, Friday morning at Ryo-chan's house. Zcrystal spent the night, even though it's a school night! How cool is that?!
Ryo-chan: zzz…ohhh…look at the monkeys….zzz
Zcrystal: zzz…but…but mommy! I don't wanna ride the scary pony! No Epona!…zzz
Alarm clock: *BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!*
Ryo-chan: BAKA MACHINE!!!!! *smashes alarm clock*
Zcrystal: Ya! Fun! *starts smashing other things, then remembers where she is*
Ryo-chan: You have better not touched my Bonsai fountain!!!
Zcrystal: Oops…..that's what it was *hides broken fountain behind her back, and smiles innocently*
Narrator: Um, can we get back to the story now?
Ryo-chan: Fine!
Narrator: Link, Ganondorf, Zelda, Malon, Miaku, Navi, and the Deku King walk through the mystical magical portal that leads to Hyrule from Ryo-chan's closet.
All the Zelda people: WAZZZZUPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?
Ryo-chan: KONICHI`WA!!!!!!!!! WASABI!!!!!! *tongue out*
Zcrystal: Actually, not that much. *All stare strangely at Zcrystal* What?!
Ganondorf: Go and ruin our fun.
Zcrystal: Well, sorry! Me and Ryo-chan gotta go to school now guys.
Link: I graduated from kindergarten! *whispers to Zelda* that's a good thing, right?
Zelda: *rolls eyes*
Ganondorf: *twiddles fingers* I got expelled from High school…
Link: Haha! I bet I could get better grades than you!!! …I think.
Ganondorf: OH YEAH?!?!?
Link: YEAH!!!!!!
Ganondorf: YEAH?!
Link: YEAH!!
Ganondorf: YEAH?!?!
Link: YEAH!!!!
Narrator: A few hours later…
Ganondorf: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!
Link: bet you 208 rupees that I could beat you…er…get better grades
Zcrystal: why 208?
Link: cause that's all I have!
Zcrystal: Hey Ryo, you thinking' what I'm thinking'?
Ryo-chan: Uh…no.
Zcrystal: All we have to do is give Link a little make over and he could pass off as a girl really easily…wait…that wouldn't work during PE.
Ryo-chan: Guess we have to go to school after all, bummer.
Zcrystal: Hey, we can take all the Zelda characters with us!
Ryo-chan: DUDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! AWSOME!!! LET'S GO GANNYY!!! *skips off to school with Ganondorf, followed by everyone else.*
Deku King: SILENCE YOU FOOLS!!!!
To be continued….*echoes mysteriously*