Once upon a time on a deserted island in the ocean Jack Meridew was standing on the beach singing C Sharp when all of a sudden he felt the ground rumble and out from the forest ran a hideous beast named RACHEL!
She yelled "RACHEL HUNGRY!" And then she ate Jack Meridew!
Then Piggy said "Don't eat Jack! I have asthma!"
Then Rachel said. "Sucks to your ass-mar!" And theN she ate Piggy.
The end.