The Three Little Buta
by: Dick Dubya
Warning: A weird story. Not for kids.
Once upon a time, there were three little buta ("buta" being Japanese for "pig") brothers who decided they wanted to become independent, so that they can see the world and play video games anytime that they want to. But their parents were the damndest strictest parents in the world, and they didn't want to let the buta brothers go. Ever.
So, while their parents lay asleep one night, they took a katana, chopped off their parents' heads and ate them for dinner. With a bottle of sake along the side, of course. And then they gathered their parents' money, ran out of the house and bought all the hentai that they can afford.
However, after buying all that hentai, they realized that they can no longer afford to get a condominium. So, they had to settle for the country. It was autumn, and it was getting cold, and the buta brothers needed a place to stay.
Fortunately, they still had enough money to buy materials to build homes for themselves. And since they didn't want to be branded as yaoi live-in partners, they decided to build separate homes, despite the fact that it was more difficult and more expensive to do so.
The first buta, the laziest of the three, decided to build a house made of bokusou, or grass. But it was actually marijuana "grass", so the first buta didn't end up building the house. He smoked the marijuana all day, all night, until there was no more left for even a bokusou skirt.
The second buta, the less lazy brother, decided to build a house made of mokuzai, or wood. He came up with a house within two days, and was satisfied. Then he spent the rest of the autumn masturbating to all his hentai.
The third buta, the most muscular of the three, decided to build a house out of renga, or brick. He came up with a house within three days, and was satisfied. Then he spent the rest of the autumn masturbating to all his hardcore yaoi (for he was actually gay).
And then the winter came, and the third buta's birthday came, and he invited his other buta brothers for a feast inside his house. The lazier buta brothers wondered at first where the money came from, but they were so dazzled by the beautiful house and delicious food that they forgot their logic -- if they ever had some, that is.
The truth is: every night, the third buta brother is a macho dancer and a gay prostitute at the red light district, so he is able to afford sake, sashimi and even more yaoi.
So while they ate and drank, they heard the howl of an ookami, or a wolf. They didn't give a damn. They just ate and drank, and ate and drank... until the first two buta brothers became drowsy. The first buta was the first to fall asleep, for he was jaded with marijuana. And then the second buta brother fell asleep. They didn't know that the third buta brother had put drugs into their food so that he can sodomize them. Which he did. And he did it thrice on each brother, because he was so horny and perverted and had an unstoppable twenty-inch hentai penis.
After the third buta was satisfied, he fell asleep.
The three buta brothers woke up all sore. And then that morning, there came the ookami. He was so hungry, and he can smell the delicious scent of buta in the air. He destroyed the mokuzai house, and was exasperated because there was no one living there. And then he went to the renga house, and gave the house a blow, and kick, but the house didn't fall down.
He can smell the strong scent of buta sperm, and he became even hungrier.
The three buta all held onto each other because they were so fucking scared. The third buta held his brothers by the ass.
And then the ookami had a brainwave. Aah, go into the chimney, said he.
So he climbed onto the chimney. And the third buta placed a pot of boiling water into the fireplace. The ookami came down into the chimney, and he howled in pain as he bathed in hot water.
Then, while he was still alive, the buta brothers stoned and whacked his body to death so that he will be soft and delicious. They took out the dead ookami so that he wouldn't get cooked, cut him up, and ate him as sashimi alongside a bottle of sake.
Unfortunately for the buta, the ookami was infected with rabies and AIDS. The three buta became hydrophobic with rabies and died a painful death.
THE END
Thanks to the makers of Japanese-English online dictionaries. I couldn't have written this story without you! (Yeah, blame them! Blame them!)