Hello everyone, this is my first ever fanfic so please, reviews are nice, flames are not. All flames will go to LOHAC. DISCLAIMER: Do I look like a orange man? No? Then I am not Andrew Hussie
"Cat Ears and Dreams"
A young girl stands alone in her room. It just so happens that today, the 12th of April, is the day before her favorite character's birthday. What is the name of this young girl?
OPTIMISTIC BITCH
Well fuck you too
Try again smartass
ANDY SIMMON
Right. As previously said, your name is Andy. You enjoy romance books, anime, cosplaying, singing, and the paranormal. Not to mention your favorite thing of all: Homestuck. Homestuck is your life, or at least it became your life around 6 years ago. And two years ago, someone had created an actual pesterchum app. Your pesterchum name is prophetGenesis.
Like you said, today is the 12th of April, meaning tomorrow is homestuck day, or John Egbert's birthday. Right now you are in front of your bed looking at the shitty cosplay your sister got you. The wig isn't even the right shade of red. What an embarrassment to the anime community. That baka couldn't tell good quality wigs if it smacked her in the face.
ANDY:LOOK THROUGH CHEST
You feel compelled to look through you cosplay chest. Inside the chest is an array of anime stuff that makes your heart go doki doki. Inside is your collection of troll horns your full cosplay of Haruhi Suzumiya, your cat ears, a fairy tail t-shirt, and your how to draw manga for assholes.
You hear a ding come from your computer. Someone was pestering you.
You quickly walk towards your computer, where you admire the background. Ah the beauty of the beta kids. You click on the pesterchum app and sign in. One of your friends as pestering you.
[godlyAssasin (GA) began pestering prophetGenesis(PG) at 16:05]
GA:So, are you excited for tomorrow?
GA:I heard that it's the last update for that shitty comic of yours
PG:1) yes, im excited
PG: 2) Homestuck isn't shitty, your shitty
PG:3) Homestuck will never end
PG: And 4), that is an ugly rumor, whoever told you that is a filthy liar and you should probably stop flirting with him all the time or whatever
GA: really? a homestuck reference?
PG:yes -u-
GA:god,you and SG are so fucking crazy for that bullshit
PG:first of all, HS isnt bullshit, your bull shit
PG:second of all, Hey! DA reads Homestuck too!
GA:yeah but he isnt crazy about it like you two
PG:he's crazy about the dead
GA:amen, sista
PG:but dont be a hypocrite. you have your own God Tier outfit
PG:admit it, you like it
GA:you made me and sent that to me, I had no choice
GA:plus, its really cute and very comfortable to sleep in -_-
PG:what if Homestuck was, you know, real?
PG:what if we got to play sburb?
GA: . . . .
GA:have you been having those dreams again? those nightmares?
.i dont know!
PG:one night im seeing gold and dream of the future and the next night, all im seeing is purple and blood
GA:wait, gold?purple?
GA: are you making /another/ Homestuck reference?about something serious like this?
PG:no! I would never joke about something serious like this!
GA:well, what do you see, oh great oracle?
PG:shut up, im not an oracle
PG:i see us, like all of us. you, me, SG,and DA. we're just standing there,staring, like we're waiting for something, or someone
GA: wow scary
GA: wait you saw us? like all of us?
PG:yeah, nice highlights btw
GA:thanks
GA:what did DA and SG look like?
PG:two really cute boys
PG:one of them cuter than the other. . . .
GA:oh, are you talking about DA~?
GA:i know you like him
PG:no, i only said that he was cute
GA:bull
You pause from talking to yours friend to see a car pull into the driveway. Your sister was home.
PG:gotta go, my sis is home
GA:yeah, yeah. excuses, excuses
GA:later homedork
PG:later, docter loser
GA: you bitch!
[godlyAssasin (GA) began pestering prophetGenesis(PG) at 16:35]
You get up from your chair and walk to the door…
Thanks to everyone who bother to even read this, and yes,i will try to keep updates close since it's summer