What if?
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO.
A/N: Crack fic. I've hit writer's block for CNA and ST, so I need to empty out my head of ideas and pairings and yeah. How to do that? CRACK FICS!
DM: What if Yugi Moto never solved the puzzle?
Yugi: KAIBA SHREDED MY GRANDFATHER'S CARD AND NOW HE'S A VEGETABLE FOREVER!
Yami: -walks around and around and around and around in the puzzle FOREVER-
DM: What if Joey Wheeler never became friends with Yugi?
Joey: Sup, short stuff? –uses Yugi as an arm rest and leans- Comfy.
Yugi: -really upset-
DM: What if Tea never became a dancer?
Tea: -dressed in Good Burger uniform- Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take you order?
DM: What if Seto Kaiba never invented Duel Disk system?
Seto: -stares at the cards on the paper field- Geez, this is BORING!
DM: What if –mic is stolen- HEY!
Bakura: -holding said mic- What if Bakura succeeded in Egypt? –evil laugh-
World: -explodes-
DM: -steals the mic back- Bad Baku. –ahem- What if…
Yugi: WHAT IF Yu-Gi-Oh WAS NEVER CREATED?
DM: -completely alone in a room- Hello? –creeped out and runs to bother other anime- HI GUYS!
A/N: Told you, crack. Not even funny to me but hey, someone out there might like it, I think…