A/N: This is a silly little thing I was inspired to write after reading ChronosKingdom's "Another Generic AkuRoku." I think it'd work well as a skit, but I've never even been to a con, so I'll just have to settle with sharing it this way.

"Ok, loyal Kingdom Hearts fans, we have to have a talk," Axel stated.

"That's right," Roxas chimed in.

"See, apparently you all have the wrong impression about me and my little buddy here. We're friends. That's it. Just friends."

"Exactly. When you hang out with your best friend, is it a date? I thought not. Of course we sit alone and chat sometimes, it's called conversation, not flirting." Roxas said with a huff.

"Yeah, when I say Roxas makes me feel like I have a heart, that's not code for 'I love Roxas.' C'mon."

Roxas nodded, "Yes! And just because he said he'd miss me doesn't mean he's heart broken, he's just sad he's losing his friend."

Axel cut in, "And when Roxas comes home at night all worn out and beat up from a fight, and I tell him I was so worried, and he's all, 'Don't worry about me, I'm fine,' and I'm all, 'I can't help it, I love you,' and he turns all red and I lean in and ki-"

"AXEL!! What the Hell are you doing?!! You're encouraging them!" Roxas's eye twitched.

Axel sighed, "Aw, come on, why are we even doing this? What's wrong with them knowing?"

"Because they like to fantasize about us and that's just freakin' creepy! Er!" he stumbled on his words, "I mean, there's nothing for them to know! Shut up!"

Axel snickered, "Whoops, cat's out of the bag now. Come on Roxy, fess up. This whole 'in the closet' act is stupid and no one's buying it."

Roxas continued to glare at Axel but eventually his face relaxed and he sighed in defeat, "But I don't want them thinking about us all the time. Can't they fantasize about their boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever instead? Why us?"

"Well, that's the point. It's fantasy. If they fantasized about someone they already have, it'd be kind of silly. I personally think we should be flattered," Axel slung his arm around Roxas and pecked him on the forehead.

Roxas let out a loud groaning sigh, "Uuuhhhalright! Fine whatever! Yes! Axel is my boyfriend! There! Happy?! But please! PLEASE! If you write about us or draw dirty pictures of us, try and keep them out of my sight. Seriously, put yourself in my shoes. Creepy right? Right. So, yeah."

Axel laughed and hugged his short blonde boy, "You're so cute when you're angry."

Roxas glared at him, "Shut up."

"Love you too," he grinned.