DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the plot and the main character

Looking at a slip of paper, a solitary figure walked down the deserted corridor toward the destination stated on the paper. The figure adjusted a strap that went to a special case. Looking up, the room was marked as the Third Music Room. The silhouette smiled and placed a hand on the door handle. 'Just what I need to get used to a new school' the figure thought. Upon opening the door, the student realized just how wrong he could be...

Ouran Host Club is now Open:

Kaasan, upon opening the door, I walked into a saloon.

Men dressed in American western outfits stood together smiling. "Welcome." they all said together. The tallest guy with dark hair was dressed like a rancher while the little blond boy on his shoulders was dressed like a western little boy. The twins were dressed most likely to be thieves of some kind. The tall blond was dressed as a bartender while the glasses man was dressed as a banker.

My eyes widened in shock when I saw the final man...well girl.

"Haruhi!? What are you doing here!?!?!" I asked in my shock state. Her eyes also widened in shock along with everyone else.

"Haruhi, you know this guy!?" asked the twins in freaky unison. They circled me as if they were analyzing me.

"Haruhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you keep this from daddy!?!?!?!?!" whined the taller blond. He had huge eyes and looked heart broken. My eye had twitched when he said 'daddy'.

'Must be one of those who loves to pretend!' I thought to myself. "Would you so kindly," I yelled and clenched my fists, " STOP! Circling me you little vultures!" I evilly stared at the twins. They stopped and backed away. "Haruhi, you have a strange and evil friend..." they said before going off to flirt with girls...and disgustingly, themselves.

"Ahem" the tall blond coughed. Smiling...feign smiling, he said, "Welcome to the Ouran High School Host Club. I can not say we have had many gays here, but what is your fancy for today?" he asked with gentleman like voice.

"Hold on a sec!" I shouted in frustration. "WHO said I was gay!?!?! And SECOND!" I paused to catch my breath. "I only wanted to play in quietness, which now I cannot do." I finished timidly.

"Oi, a split personalty," chorused the twins. They seem to have resurfaced from the deep.

The man in glasses pushed them up. "According to my records this is the other special student-"

"Kaiyame!" Haruhi smiled and did something out of character. She hugged me. I laughed and hugged her back.

The taller blond sat like a rejected puppy in a corner. "Haruhi...never...hugs...me." He whispered. I rolled my icy blue eyes.

"Kai?" Haruhi asked after getting off me.

"Yes?" I responded. I knew more or less what she would be asking me but I didn't let it bother me all that much. Sooner or later one of those blasted guys would ask.

"What are you doing here?" her brown eyes seemed to be searching. "Yeah! Why are you here?" replied the unison voice.

"I wanted to play in a quite far away room, but I guess I can't." I said with a shrug. It was really bothersome. So many rooms that the school had but none of them seemed free.

I was so lost in thought that I didn't realize it until the man in glasses said, "You could play here. I'm sure a bit of music would be lovely for the ladies."

"Uhm, are you sure?" I asked a little nervous. He seemed familiar, a very powerful familiar face. I mentally scolded myself. Dealings with Kyoya Ootori could prove to be fatal.

He smiled a 'I have an evil plan' smile. "Of course!" he said with no hesitation. I on the other hand, hesitated. "But I don't have anything old western memorized, or even music!" I protested. I wanted out.

"Its alright. We don't need the style of music just music." he said in a cool tone. Taking a deep breath I looked at Haruhi who smiled and nodded her head.

I exhaled with a sigh. "Fine, since Haruhi hasn't heard me plan in awhile anyways." I said and walked toward a corner. I carefully set the case on the floor before kneeling nest to it. I looked up at Haruhi who had followed me. "Kai, arigatou!" she said and bowed. "Excuse me though, I have to get working...we can talk later, ok?" I nodded and shook my head after she left.

I took my violin out swiftly and carefully. By then whispers of girls reached my ears.

"Who is he?" many asked.

"Isn't he cute?" was some peoples murmurs.

"I wonder how he knows Haruhi-kun." was different whisperers questions.

"I wish he were a host!" was a great number of whispers.

I ignored them to the best of my ability and placed the violin under my chin while readying the bow.

"Sugoi! He is a musician!" was a louder response made by many of the girls.

I sighed annoyed by all the girl fawning over the fact that I can play an instrument. Closing my eyes, since I played better that way, I began to play. The music seemed to flow through my body as I slightly swayed with the passionate music.

When I finished, I opened my eyes to see everyone staring at me. I could feel heat creeping onto my cheeks. "Why is everyone staring at me, Haruhi?" I asked the girl who had come up to me with a smile plastered on her face.

"Because you were amazing, senpai!" she said. I chuckled and relaxed. I sat on the floor next to my violin case.

"Ano..." a small timid voice asked. I looked up from what I was doing to see a cute girl and her friends. I smiled at them, which they responded with romantic sighs.

"Yes? Is there something I can do for you, ladies?" I asked them politely. I noticed a few of them blush. This was starting to creep me out, but I hopefully didn't show that. I never realized that there were two pairs of eyes on me the whole time.

AN: This is my first Ouran fanfic! Reviews and constructive criticism are loved! Thanks for reading!

Kai