Surprise, surprise! I wrote another Cosmo and Wanda story!

I was going through some old files of stories I wrote over 6 years ago and I came across several MASSIVE Fairly Odd Parents documents that had endless stories about Cosmo and Wanda. Half of them were stories that had made it into my other fics "Cosmo and Wanda's Story" and "Endless Love." The other half weren't but some of them were epic and I wondered "why did I never publish these?" So this will be the first of at least a few stories that were written a long time ago and enhanced in the present time to make them even better because let's be honest, 15 year old me's writing isn't going to cut it these days.

Let me know what you think!

Chapter 1:

The Girl From His Past

Cosmo and Wanda were sitting outside of a café in Fairy World one spring day sipping on cups of coffee talking about one of their craziest high school teachers.

"Why the heck did you wait until that morning to do the project?" Wanda asked although she wasn't entirely surprised. Cosmo was a huge procrastinator, especially back then.

"I forgot about it," he said innocently. "So I cut up one of my dividers…"

Wanda laughed. "You used a divider to make a poster?"

He laughed as well. "It sounded like a good idea at the time!"

She continued laughing. "And you turned that in?" He nodded as he laughed. "What did he say?"

"He threw it in the trash and said 'what the hell Cosmo? I wouldn't wipe my ass with that thing'."

Wanda was practically screaming with laughter.

"Then he gave me an F."

She kept laughing. "You know, i heard about that from some other kids but I didn't know that was you they had been talking about."

Cosmo sipped his coffee proudly. "Sure was."

"Okay, so he told us this story of how he was really sick one time, and he was about to die or whatever," she said. "And he said that the light poured in from the window, and he saw the angels and they were singing hallelujah…!"

Cosmo spit out his coffee laughing. Unfortunately he accidently spit it out right in her face. "Whoops, sorry." He used his wand to clean her up back to normal. They then stood up and threw they empty coffee cups away and continued laughing about their teacher.

"I wonder what he's doing right now." Wanda wondered. The man had already been ancient when he was their teacher 300 years ago. She doubted he would have retired by now?

"Probably still at that school insulting people's projects," Cosmo replied.

Wanda elbowed him. "Only the projects that were done on binder dividers five minutes before the beginning of class."

Cosmo shrugged. "I was desperate, what can I say?"

They passed a store and Wanda stopped. "Ooh!" She flew over to the window and looked at the knee length purple and pink dress on display. "They still have it! Cosmo, I have to go get this before they stop selling it!" she exclaimed. "You wanna come in?"

Cosmo glanced inside the store. All that was in there was a bunch of dresses and heels. Nothing for him in there. He shook his head. "Go get your dress. I won't be far away."

"'Kay." She kissed his cheek. "I won't be long." She flew quickly into the store.

Cosmo flew down the street trying to find something to keep himself occupied while she was shopping.

"Cosmo?"

He turned around to see who was calling him and saw a girl with shoulder length black hair and dark purple eye make up. It took him a moment to recall who she was but then he remembered she used to live down the street from him when he was a kid, before his mother sent him to the fairy academy. Back then she'd been a tiny little girl with pigtails and they'd play tag in the backyard after school. "Tamara?"

She flew over to him with an excited sparkle in her eyes. "It's been ages since we've seen each other Cosmo. You look…" She looked him up and down and had to admit, Cosmo looked gorgeous. He was once the dorky boy next door she secretly had a crush on and now he was tall and handsome.

"What are you doing here?" he asked equally excited to see her again. He fondly remembered the days they played hide and seek and tag in his backyard, rode bikes up and down the street, and make dirt castles for worms.

"Just out shopping a bit." She took his hand. "Come sit." She pulled him over to a bench and they sat down and caught up.

Wanda came out of the store with a bag full of her dress and a few other small things like makeup and a bracelet she fund in the store. She flew down the street looking for her husband and she froze when she saw him with a girl. She froze with a sudden tinge of jealousy. The girl was leaning close to him and she didn't like that. She flew over to them. "Cosmo."

He looked up at her. "Hey hon." He pulled her down to the bench to sit between him and Tamara. "Did you get your dress?"

She nodded still wondering who the girl was. "Yeah."

Tamara glared at Wanda slightly. "So Cosmo, who's this?" she asked in a tone as if she were Cosmo's wife and Wanda was the other girl.

"My lovely wife Wanda," he replied. He looked at Wanda. "My lovely wife Wanda, this is Tamara. We kind of grew up together."

"Nice to meet you," Wanda said holding out her hand. She could immediately tell that Tamara didn't like her and she had a pretty good idea of why.

Tamara reluctantly shook it. "Likewise."