THE DEVIL IS A GAY FAGGOT: …..PART ONE
Sadou was frying French fries in the deep fryr, enjoying his life on earth. THEN A portal cum from nowhere and stole his fries.
"MY FRIES!11 TEYS BEEN STOLENNN !" He exclaimed putting his hands on his cheeks. HE THEN STOMPS AND SAYS "FUCK YOU PORTAL IM CUMIN FOR YOU AND YOUR ASS" AND JUMPS INTO THE PORTAL.
The portal spat him into land of place with burning trees and edge lords. HE gets up and says "WHERE MY BITCH ASSS FRIES TITES" An edge lord walked up to him and offered him a vape,
"FUCK NO!" He yelled.
THEN HE SLAMMED HIS DICK ON HIS FACE AND TOLD HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STREAM YOU NORMIE.
The edge lord, bleeding out on the ground said, "I know who stole your fries." "YOU BETTER TELLL OR I WILL POUND YOUR ASS TO MILLION PIECES BOI."
"It was the sad boi, Shinji Inukai." The edege lord died.
"THAT RAT FAGGOT BASTARD, I'LL FUCK HIM INTO NEXT WENSDAY." He yelled at the dead edge lord.
"OH SHIT HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE THAT FAGGOT WAS NOW IM LOST NIGGA."
He smashed the edge lords skull in to a trillion little pieces, brain matter flying everywhere and then consumed his dick. "UGH disgusting taste like Vape OH SHIT WHAT IS THIS KNOWLEDGE I MUST OF GOT ALL HIS KNOWLEDGE."
Using his newly obtained knowledge, he could recognize the smell of vape.
To be counting