"Ah, that's right. Did you hear about the "Find your perfect spouse!" new app, Senpai?"

"What?"

Hikigaya, Yuigahama, Yukinoshita and Isshiki assembled around a single table, their eyes focusing on the screen of Isshiki's phone.

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"So you fill the survey questions and this VR goggles will predict and create a model of your future partner." Isshiki said while taking said VR goggles out of her bag and connected it with her phone with a cable.

"It sounds a little suspicious."

"It might be fun. Let's try it!"

"I'm not interested. Leave me out of this-"

Hikigaya Hachiman: Equipped.

When he put on the goggles and get comfortable, the ladies looked at him with expectations on their eyes.

"Nnn..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

They leaned forward, anxious to hear his answer.

"...Hmmm. Black hair, I guess?"

Yuigahama and Isshiki couldn't support the weight of their own bodies and fell on their hands and knees.

"I can just paint my hair black!" (2x)

"Ahem." Yukinoshita fake coughed, her hand hiding her clearly triumphant smile.

"And you are actually quite happy about it, aren't you!?" (2x)

But Hikigaya Hachiman, who was solely focusing on what the VR goggles were showing to him, ignored all the ruckus that was happening outside of the virtual world.

"Ho-ho. Big breasts would be nice. Thanks."

It seems at this point, Hikigaya was too much engaged in the app, and forgot about his surrounding in the real world.

"Mwahaha! I win this time!"

Yuigahama cackled , her arms emphasizing her ample chest.

Both Yukinoshita and Isshiki glared at the tyrant who was looking down on them.

"I'm still growing! I'm sure mine will grow bigger!" (2x)

"But I'm already one step ahead. You can't even hope to match to mine!"

That was the last straw. They began trashing on the floor, pulling on each other's hair.

"And obviously, a teacher-student relationship is an absolute must."

"Hm?"

"Hm?"

"Hm?"

The ladies stopped their fight and looked at each other for a full moment, all conflict forgotten. All they could picture was a certain unmarried teacher at her 30s, who was desperate enough to be willing to marry her own student who was 10 years younger than herself.

Then they spoke in unison.

"There's clearly a better option right in front of you, so why would go for that old hag!?" (3x)

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