"Hi my name is Arabella Brown. I am in my 6th year of school! That's what's up. I have
three besties named Scorpius Malfoy, James Potter, and Fred Weasley. I absolutely hate
Albus pighead Potter. I am Lavender Browns daughter and am proud. I don't get along
With girls they're quite annoying. I am branded the school slut. I'm not but I have fun with
it. You'll see. My mother was left for dead during the war only to be found by Seamus
Finnegan. They later had me and when I was six he left my mother for a French
Mistress. That's all you need to know."
Year 6:
"I am late i am late i am late! Shhhhiiiitttttt! I jumped on the train as i heard the whistle blow I grabbed on tight but learched backwards only to feel a strong hand grab me and pull me in. I heard the arrogant snide voice that of which could only be Albus Potter I thought to myself."
"Ah Brown. he said. Falling for me already."
"You wish Potty. I smirked. The only thing i relate to you is what you're made of. Pure disgusting shit! I quirked and eyebrow. Now where is that charming brother of yours."
Albus rolled his eyes. "Compartment B your sluttyness."
"Awww your so charming how do you keep the girls off of you." I said sarcastically.
"Well apparently its because im made of shit. who would have know". he scowled.
I laughed. I hated when he made me do that. "So how do you seem to catch me every year." i said confused.
"I've learned to just wait here since you almost fall off the train every year. I'd hate to soil the tracks. there very nice tracks you know." He said.
"Good day Potty." I said. "Good day Your highness" said Albus sarcastically.
I walked past him to find my three best friends. They were planning their big prank. It would never happen. They always thought karma got them. Karma was actually I with a counter spell keeping their arses out of trouble. I need them to graduate.
I need them to be strong and smart and pay my bills later. Just kidding! But wouldn't that be nice huh.
I swung my hip out opened the door and leaned suggestively on it. "Why hello gentleman I said in my most seductive voice". They all froze and stared.
Then they snapped out of it. Only to have me dog piled to the floor.
"Ara" said James "i've missed you you pest you." The next to speak was Scorpius. "Schedule Ara schedule we must compare."
Then lastly Fred "Guys I think my hand is trapped on her boob."
"Get off me" I laughed.
"Fine fine" said Scorpius.
"Gits" I said.
"Gits you love" said James.
"Gits you treasure" said Fred
"Gits you hand your damn schedule" said Scorpius.
"Fine fine you prude" I said as I handed it to him. "What the great Scorpius Malfoy can't live with out me."
"No" scorpious said shakeing his head. "i'm trying to see what classes me you and Al have together so I can save him from having his hair set on fire for the third year in a row."
"Hey that is not my problem you think he'd learn three years running. If he smells burning run for the lake." I said grinning. "Why are you friends with him anyway?" I humphed.
"Because" said Scorpius "were roommates and Slytherins stick together. We are cunning we are sharp and mischivious."
"Oh yes you're so mischievous" I said. "Nothing more cunning than a boy with his named embroidered into all of his boxers."
"At least their boxers" laughed James.
"You had no right to go through my trunk last year" said Scorpius glaring. "Mommy said that it was so they don't get mixed up in the wash."
I almost fell out of my chair. "Yes nothing more intimidating then a boy whose mommy fixed his underwear. Beware the great Scorpius he might call his mommy to embroider YOUR underwear."
"Ill have you know I am very manly thank you. I've even kissed a girl." He said triumphantly.
Me and James and Fred started dieing. "I kissed a girl and I liked it." Snickered Fred.
"The taste of her cherry chap stick." Continued James as he threw out his hip and did a perfecct impression of his sister.
"I swear I said laughing you are the guy who's going to get completely trashed on fire whiskey one night and wake up naked with some girl in your bed and start crying".
"I'm just waiting for the right one" said Scorpius defensively.
"Of course you are baby" I said cooing. I leaned over to him and planted one on him. He looked at me stunned.
"Now you can at least say you kissed a girl your mommy didn't set you up with."
The boys started laughing and so did Scorpius. "Okay that I should have seen coming. But you're just not my type Ara"{ he said laughing.
"Oh no I'm not my world is ending I said dramatically as i pretended to faint like Scarlett in "Gone With The Wind". My first love. Underwear boy left me oh what will I ever do."
We laughed the whole way. This was going to be a great year…
*Lyrics by Katty Perry used!*