I wrote it because I was inspired by the milkman.
Naruto pressed his ear against the wooden door. He felt his ear muscles strain against his brain and he could feel a headache coming on. He still didn't trust Sasuke enough to be alone with Sakura. She had finally said yes to his pleas and he was not going to let Sasuke swoop in and sweep Sakura off of her feet. Nope not happening. He could hear them shift on the bed, their voices were still not loud enough to be able to hear. He stretched his eardrum muscles even longer.
"Sasuke, are they all big like this?" He could hear Sakura ask Sasuke.
"Most of them." The apathy was still there. Naruto couldn't help but sight in relief, Sakura liked men with emotion. Specifically, Naruto. The words didn't catch up to Naruto until Sakura spoke again.
"I was a bit unsure, seeing as Naruto's is smaller." Naruto froze from his inner celebration. Sakura did not just-did she?No...He listened on and the blush on his face had yet to go away.
"The dobe is strange like that. I guess." Sasuke sighed. Naruto could imagine the bored look. Naruto's face tinged even brighter.
"It isn't even that thick." Sakura complained. Naruto wanted to turn off his ears at the moment. "Can you show me how to put it in again."
Naruto held back a gasp, he wanted to go in and demand an explanation but he continued to listen in.
"You have to slide it in carefully or else it could end up damaging your sheath." Naruto made sure not to grumble out loud, 'So they have some sort of code for sex. Sakura and I could have that.'
"It goes in so smooth." That was it. Naruto couldn't take it anymore. He was done! Naruto barged into the room and stared at them with slowly diminishing anger in his eyes. Sakura stared up at him and shock. "Naruto I was going to tell you about it on your birthday." A perfectly polished Katana sat in it's sheath. Sasuke smirked. Sakura went up and hugged Naruto, Naruto hugged back and he looked Sasuke straight into the eyes and glared. Sasuke simply looked in confusion.
I dedicate this fic to those who can't read. I want you all to review about what you liked about it.