It was a sunny morning at Third Street Elementary, it was recess time as always and Student Ryan Bunn was itching to put a dip in. Ryan was a new student, along with Alec Vanlandingham, Logan Hunter, Ryan Harp and Kyle Clarke. Ryan didn't check to see if the coast was clear before putting a fat ass pinch in his lip, about the fattest his lip has ever seen. At this moment Miss Finster walks around the corner, Ryan panics swallowing half the dip as if it were Alec's seed and taking the rest of the pinch and shoving it in TJ Detwiler's lip. Seeing that she didn't see what he just did, he went over and snitched on TJ, Miss Finster sentenced him to stand alone in the box getting dehydrated out in the 110 degree hair for 4 hours without moving. Later on at lunch Student Alec Vanlandingham said to the gang "U guyz tryna see sumthin zoot?" nobody reply, he immediately picked up the chair next to him flailing his battered redneck body screeching "Niggah!" at the top of his lung. The chair hit janitor Kennan Omar Carter in the back of the head giving him a cracked skull and internal bleeding (he later died in the hospital.) Miss Finster saw this and approached Alec calling him out on the situation, he said nothing but "IT WERENT ME". At recess the following day, Alec said to the gang of misfit rednecks "U guyz tryna see sumthin zoot?", again no one replied. He started to cave in the tunnel that the hole digging fags were digging, they were trapped and later died, all he had to say was "That zute!". Next the gang paid a visit to Mikaru Jenkinisaru, a fatfuck loser who was at least 17 and in elementary school to buy some Bump Bump.