Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

Nina smiled widely as she searched for Timon and Shenzi in their moderately large house. She had just booked a flight to a special destination for their vacation, and she couldn't wait to tell them. She was excited about seeing the looks on their faces.

After about a minute, she found her son and his girlfriend in their bedroom. They were playing a board game on Timon's bed. "Hey, Timon! Shenzi!"

"Oh, hi Ma," Timon smiled.

"What's up?" Shenzi smiled.

"Can we get Max and Vitawny? I have big news."

"Alright," Timon nodded, before he and Shenzi stepped on the floor, and the three looked for the older couple. Vitawny had become Max's girlfriend around the same time as Shenzi became Timon's.

After a while, they found Max and Vitawny in their bedroom. Surprisingly (actually not), they were making out in there. They didn't exactly see them, though; The door was closed, so they just heard them. Nina knocked on the door, and they heard them gasp in surprise and their lips part. Max jumped down and opened the door, an irritated expression on his face. "What do you want?" He glared at them, as his grey hair was tussled up.

"I have big news," Nina smiled, "Come on!" She and the young couple led the older couple to the living room. There, Timon, Shenzi, Max, and Vitawny sat on the couch, and Nina stood in front of them.

"What's your news?" Vitawny asked her.

"Well, I booked a flight to our vacation destination!" Nina told them.

"We're flying?" Shenzi smiled ecstatically, "Ooh, awesome! Where are we going?"

"… Canada," Nina told them, her smile faltering, as the others' smiles did as well.

"Canada?" Max deadpanned.

Nina's smile suddenly grew bigger than it was before. "Nope! Just kidding! We're going to Hawaii!"

"Oh my God, yes!" Vitawny exclaimed happily.

Even Max looked surprised. "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii," He admitted.

"Well now, you get to!" Vitawny smiled at him, as she kissed his cheek.

"Will it be just the four of us?" Timon asked his mother.

"Nope!" Nina shook her head, still smiling, "All your friends will be coming!"

"You mean like Fred, Evie, Alika…?" Timon started in surprise.

"Monti, Tatiana, and Cosmo?" Shenzi finished.

"Yep," Nina nodded, "They're all coming!"

"Yay!" Shenzi cheered, "This will be the best vacation ever!"

"Hey Shenzi? Want to go shopping for the vacation sometime?" Vitawny asked her stepsister.

"Sure!" She nodded. "Maybe all of us can go? The rest of us won't be going commando, you know," She giggled.

A few days later, the gang were at the huge shopping mall, buying items for their upcoming trip. Their friends were with them; They were very excited when they learned that they'd be going to Hawaii with them.

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good?" Max read off of Fred's white t-shirt. "Look out, planet Earth," He muttered.

"Ha! Good one, Max!" Fred responded with usual wheezing laugh.

"That wasn't a joke, Wheezy," Max grumbled, but came unnoticed, as Monti rolled his eyes.

While they were in one store, a certain dark brown-haired meerkat happened to be there. This particular meerkat's name was Pimon Minkoff. He was a member of Timon's little clique, but he wasn't with them as frequently; He along with his friend Tumbaa bullied Timon and Pumbaa and Pimon flirted with Shenzi both on pretty much a daily basis, so he was hardly ever invited to do something with the rest of them. Cosmo actually had a crush on him, so the rest of them reluctantly accepted him in their clique.

He smirked when he saw Shenzi's innocent, yet smoking hot outfit; She had black shorts with a music notes/clef hearts print on them, and a black semi-cropped t-shirt with a music clef heart on the front. Her shoes and earrings matched them, but her socks, which were black with white laces, made her look more subtle.

"This will be the greatest vacation ever!" He heard her exclaim happily, as she looked at the swimsuits in front of her. When she reached up high to grab one, Pimon blushed when her shorts lowered, and her shirt rose up, exposing nearly all of her flat stomach. He could see her belly button piercing with a silver clef heart barbell.

"Here, I'll get that for ya," The brown-haired meerkat's blood boiled when he heard Timon's voice, as the redhead reached up, and grabbed what Shenzi was reaching for. He couldn't believe that Shenzi was that wimp's girlfriend instead of his!

"Thank you," She smiled at Timon, as he handed her the item. "I'm so excited! Hawaii is going to be great!"

"Yeah," Timon nodded, before smirking, "I wonder if we'll run into any hula girls there," He joked.

"Timon!" Shenzi laughed, lightly punching his chest.

"Kidding! I'm kidding!" He chuckled, "Relax, kiddo." He kissed her cheek, as she blushed and giggled.

Pimon's blood boiled again, as he secretly watched the scene. 'Pssh, idiot. I'd never joke about liking anyone else,' He thought. He was snapped out of it when he saw Max come up closer to him without seeing him. 'Wait; Did Shenzi just say they're going to Hawaii? Ooh, I've never been there before. And I don't remember them telling me. Maybe I can get them to invite me,' He smirked, as he walked up to the older meerkat.

When he tapped his shoulder, Max nearly jumped out of his skin. "Baah!" He yelled out in surprise, before he rolled his eyes. "Ugh, what do you want?" He asked him, not holding back the annoyed tone.

"I overheard Shenzi say that you're going to Hawaii; Is that true?"

"Well, although it's none of your business, we are," Max told him. "And guess what?" He smiled widely. "You're not coming with us!" He sang tauntingly, before turning away, but Pimon turned him back around.

"Actually I am," He smirked, "It'll be great." He then walked away before Max responded.

"Wait! You're not-! I-! Ough," Max groaned in annoyance. 'Why can't that meat-head mind his own business?!'

"Max?" Nina's voice startled him, "You okay?"

"Nope," He shook his head, "Muscle-Boy just invited himself to our trip, and something tells me he's not going to let us go without him."

"Oh man," Nina groaned, "When we get home, I'll get another ticket."

"'Kay," Max nodded, "I'll tell Timon when we get home."

Back at home, the girls, Fred, and Monti were putting away the clothes they bought for the trip. Nina had reluctantly bought one more plane ticket to Hawaii before helping them. Max was sitting on the couch, debating on how to break the news to Timon. He wasn't going to be pleased; Max didn't want him to think that he willingly invited him on their trip.

"Hey Uncle Max," His nephew's voice startled him out of his thoughts, "You okay?"

"Y-yeah," Max nodded, "It's just that… somebody invited themselves on our trip."

"Really? Who is it?"

"Um…" He hesitated, "I uh… here, I'll give you a hint: He's a meerkat, he has dark brown hair, visible muscles, and is a big irritant."

"… Oh God!" Timon exclaimed in annoyance.

"Yep," Max nodded, "And something tells me he's not going to let us go without him."

"Why can't that meat-head mind his own business?!"

"I dunno," The older meerkat shrugged, "He's just such a… a…" A smile grew on his face, "… A Pimbecile!"

Timon burst out laughing. "Baahahahahahaha! A Pimbecile! That's a good one, Uncle Max!" The two shared a high-five as Shenzi and Vitawny walked in.

"What're you boys so giddy about?" Vitawny giggled at them, as she and her stepsister walked up to their respective boyfriends.

"Well ladies, I have good news, and bad news," Max told them.

"What? Is the trip cancelled?" Vitawny frowned sadly.

"No," He shook his head, "The bad news is: Mr. Muscle Head invited himself to our trip, and he's not budging."

"U-u-u-gh!" The girls groaned simultaneously, making one loud noise.

"Yep," Max nodded, "But the good news is: I came up with the best name ever for him."

"What is it?" Shenzi smiled.

"It's…" Max chuckled at the mere thought, "P-Pimbecile!" He told them, before they all burst out laughing.

"Genius! You, are a genius, baby!" Vitawny laughed, as she leaned her head on his shoulder.

"Oh, I know," Max chuckled, as his hand and arm landed on her shoulders.

"What's going on here?" Nina asked them. "I came up with a brilliant name for Pimon," Max told her, "Pimbecile! Get it?!" He burst out laughing.

"Max," Nina shook her head, yet she couldn't help but smile. "We're all going to try and get along with him, okay?" The grey-haired meerkat sighed deeply, as did Timon and the hyenas.

"Fine," He groaned. "But I swear, if he flirts with Vitawny, he's getting a mouthful of fist." Nina sighed, but nodded in agreement.

"Pfft… Pimbecile," Shenzi giggled. The female meerkat sighed again, and rolled her eyes.

"C'mon Nina, you gotta admit, it's clever!" Max told her.

"I guess so," She shrugged. "Heh, Pimbecile," She giggled.

"I knew you'd like it," Max smirked.

A few weeks later, the gang plus Pimon (unfortunately) were packing for the trip. Shenzi and Vitawny couldn't stop jittering from excitement. "Vit, calm down," Max chuckled as his girlfriend as he was shaking from her movements.

"I can't!" She smiled widely, "I'm too excited! How are you staying so calm? You said you've always wanted to go!"

"I dunno," He shrugged, "I just don't get as excitable as you do." He poked her ribs at "you," making her squeak and giggle.

After a while, the gang were ready to go; They grabbed their suitcases and headed out the door. "Oh, wait!" Max exclaimed, as he realized that Vitawny forgot something. He dropped his suitcases on the ground, and ran back in the house, grabbed her "Kingdom Keepers: Disney After Dark" book, and ran back out, giving it to her. "In case you get bored on the plane."

"Oh, thank you," She smiled, as she kissed his cheek.

"Okay before we leave, are we missing anybody?" Nina asked them all.

Timon noticed that Pimon was missing, but said nothing of it. "Nope."

"We're not missing anyone," Max shook his head.

"Are too!" Cosmo piped up, "We're missing Pimon!"

"Ough," Max groaned.

"I'll get him," Timon offered; He walked in the house after giving Shenzi a kiss on the cheek, and looked for the muscle-head. "Hey! Pimon! Get out here, or we're leaving without you!"

"I'm coming! Keep your pants on!" Pimon shouted back, as he opened the door he was behind. When Timon saw what he was wearing, he slapped his hand over his eyes. He and Nina clearly told everyone to wear a sweatshirt or anything warm, but not stuffy, and Pimon clearly did not listen. His sweatshirt was sleeveless, he just had a tank top underneath, and he wore shorts and flip-flops.

"Pimon, me and Ma said to wear something warm, but not stuffy!" Timon exclaimed, "Were you not listening?!"

"I was," He crossed his arms, "I'll be fine."

"I- I just- Ugh whatever, I don't care," Timon sighed, rolling his eyes before the two walked out. "But if you get cold, don't gripe about it. And you can't borrow my sweatshirt, or anyone else's."

"Fine."

Due to the gang being movie/TV stars, they were able to fly first class. They were currently in the airport waiting area, where they were waiting to be called. Pimon attempted to sit next to Shenzi twice, but she put her carryon bag in the seat he tried to sit in. He gave up and sat next to Max, who was giving him a death stare to creep him out. Plus because he was bored.

When Vitawny came out of the bathroom, Max kicked Pimon out of the seat, and let her sit next to him. When we went to sit next to Timon, the redhead set his carryon bag in the seat, forcing him to sit in the next empty seat, with Nina sitting next to her son. Evie was at Shenzi's other side.

"I'm bored," Max groaned. "How long does it take to prepare a plane?"

"Longer than you think," Timon muttered, "Just be patient, Uncle Max; It'll be worth it." He then turned to Nina. "Will it be, Ma?"

"Yep," She nodded, "It'll be great."

"'Kay," Timon nodded, "Can't wait," He smiled.

"H'u-u-u-ugh," Max groaned as he rolled his eyes, effectively getting on Timon's nerves.

"Uncle Max, quit whining," He told him, as he rolled his eyes himself, "And be patient."

"It's awfully hard when there's no TV in this place."

"Ugh," Timon rolled his eyes again, "Here." He reached in one of the suitcases, pulled out a pack of lollipops, pulled one out, and gave it to Max. "This'll keep you busy."

"Is it grape?"

"Yes."

"Thanks," Max muttered, before taking off the packaging, putting it in his nephew's hand, and sticking the lollipop in his mouth.

"Flight 89," The caller announced over an intercom.

"Finally!" Max exclaimed; The gang quickly stood up, and walked to the counter by the entry hall. They entered the plane, and headed for the first class area. On the way, young kids looked shocked upon seeing them there in person. Max noticed that Timon and Nina got more stares than he did, and couldn't help but feel jealous.

(A/N: The Lion King and its characters don't belong to me, but Vitawny does, and the ideas of Evie, Cosmo, and Alika's names do too. I got this idea while listening to "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride" [hence the story title] from Lilo & Stitch. I don't know how many chapters there will be, most likely 3, possibly 4.)