For Falco276, my MFB buddie for life.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters unless I insert an OC in here, and I also don't own Beyblade.

ENJOY THE UTTER FOOLISHNESS!

Warning: This contains boy x boy love. If you are off your rocker and don't like boy x boy love/yaoi, you may get your ass out of here. Oh, and language. A bunch. You can blame Kyoya and Ryuga.

Oh, and this contains the sweet little brunette version of Toby in the wheelchair, so you may bask in Zeo's adorable protectiveness and Toby's cutie pie ness.

"What room are we in again?" Gingka asked curiously, having already forgotten.

"You forgot?!" Kyoya screeched (he forgot too, so if everyone else forgot, then they were all in deep shit).

Instinctively, they all look to Tsubasa, who innocently looked up at the rest of them. What, did they expect him to have Jedi powers or something? It's not like he could force push the door open.

Not only would they be a hell of a bill, but it would pretty much ruin his reputation.

"It's 1089." Tsubasa announced, using the method known as looking at your key card to see what room number you are. It's a very handy method, you should try it.

"Guys, I can't go up the stairs." Toby announced, pointing down at his wheel chair's wheels.

"You could take the elevator!" Yu offered cheerily, clinging to Tsubasa's leg (the latter didn't even notice).

"But what if some evil crook is in there with him?" Zeo chimed in worriedly, clutching Toby's handle bars as if to prevent the sickly boy from going within the elevator's deep and dark bowels.

Well, sort of. Hey! If the phrase, 'It was a dark and stormy night' could work, so could 'an elevators deep and dark bowels'. Not that elevators have bowels.

"Stick Dynamis in with him." Tsubasa suggested, flinging Yu off of his leg. The blonde pouted and settled for snuggling near Tsubasa's foot, which probably wasn't wise.

Dynamis shook his head, "No way."

"What, so you're scared of the elevator crooks too?" Kyoya teased, punching Gingka just for kicks. Get it? Just for kic - never mind.

"No." Was the simple response. You could hear the fan girls squealing! No, you really could.

A bunch of hot guys in one spot will do that to a girl. The authoress, the gracious woman who is typing this story for you all, would know.

"But Toby's so cute, they might hit on him!" Masamune practically squealed the first part.

Clouds, thunder, and lighting appeared behind Zeo. Someone was jealous. No, someone was pissed. And speaking of pissed, Masamune's pants were pissed, if you know what I mean.

"Why don't you guys just have a love triangle?" Yu asked curiously.

All eyes landed on the tiny blonde in horror. HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS?!

"I just want Tsubasa." Ryuga sniffed, examining his fingernails.

Kyoya caught the fainted Tsubasa, "No, he's mine."

"Love triangle~" Yu sang.

They all held in their stomach contents (almost, Gingka failed) and ignored the little blonde, who wondered why his friends were acting so weird. I mean, they knew what a love triangle was, didn't they?

"Yu," Zeo began hesitantly, "How do you know what that is?"

"Google!" Was the innocent reply.

"What's a love triangle?" Toby asked cluelessly.

"Something you don't need to know about." Zeo said firmly, looking away before Toby did that cute pout of his.

"Here's our room!" Gingka exclaimed before cannonballing onto the bed.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." Kyoya scoffed as he threw his bag at Ryuga's head for no reason.

"At least I'm the captain and not the ugly slave." Gingka replied, sticking out his tongue.

"Boys, boys boys." They all looked at Yu, who was clicking his tongue and shaking his finger. They also noticed Tsubasa inching away from the blonde fearfully.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" At first, they thought Yu had said that, in which case the world would've ended. Luckily for them (and the world), it was Ryuga as usual. He was playing...

Nyan Cat?

All of a sudden, Tsubasa started going insane. Again, but this time, it was different.

"GUYS HELP! I'M GOING INSANE!" Tsubasa screamed, clutching his stomach.

Since he was the sensible one -aside from Zeo-, if they lost him, they'd all be dead. So, they panicked and tried to help. Here is each of their individual sayings:

"CALM YOURSELF MAN!" - Gingka.

"CALM YOUR FUCKING INVISIBLE TITS!" - Kyoya.

"MY LOVEEEEEEEE!" - Yu.

"What the hell?" - Dynamis.

"HE'S GONE DBZ!" - Masamune.

"Can I fuck him now?" - Ryuga

"Someone do something!" - Toby

"BREATH TSUBASA, BREATH!" - Zeo

However, things got even more chaotic, and so, they all began screaming. It's up to you to decide who is saying what, though it's kind of obvious.

"ZEO YOU DORK! TSUBASA OBVIOUSLY KNOWS HOW TO BREATH BECAUSE HE'S NOT DEAD!"

"SOMEONE CALL 911!"

"BE STILL TSUBASA, BE - Oops, that only works on cows."

"Speaking of cows, I want me some beef."

"Can I please fuck him now?"

"BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH, HE'S MINE."

"Guys, can you please stop swearing?"

"Sorry Toby, they just suck."

"I want someone to suck my-"

"RYUGA PERVERT NELSON!"

"Wait, that's seriously his real name?"

"I agree with his middle name, that's for sure. But Nelson?"

"Sucks to be him."

What will happen next? Find out in the next chappie!

R&R, and this is pure crack, so don't hate on it. It's not meant to be good or make sense.