A/N: Laxus' guild master days... Just something I ended up typing. Hope you like it :D

Disclaimer: Sadly, Laxus doesn't belong to me. If he did... *off to lala land*

"Oiee! Take that back, Pinky!"

"Don't call me Pinky, Popsicle!"

"Why you!"

Laxus rubbed his forehead for the unkempt time as he tried to finish the paper works he got from the council. He always thought Natsu and Gray and their little rivalry was annoying like their shitty selves. He really thought no one could be more bothersome than the two. Well, except for Gajeel, Juvia, Lucy, Happy, Freed, Bickslow, Elfman, Evergreen, Jet, Droy, and the list went on. But he liked Mira. Of course he did. And Erza was also bearable. And Levy- she got Gajeel to shut up.

Really, Laxus had thought he had met all the annoying, ear-straining, eye gauging, hair ripping, teeth gritting people of the world. Obviously he never expected two of the most irksome ones to continue their bloodline.

A crashing sound came from outside his office which was really the last straw. Lasus slammed his hands down on his table and stood up. Storming downstairs, he activated his lightening.

"I am trying to get some job done! You brats keep it down or get the fuck out!"

Out of the corner of his eyes, Laxus saw Juvia's eyes widening as she covered the ears of the toddler in her lap.

"Laxus-sama!"

Laxus rolled his eyes. The two brats of the two brats looked pretty beaten up. Storm had a nice burn on his face and some bruises on his shirtless chest. Nashi's tied up pink hair looked like it went through a storm and she also had bruises on her arms. The guild was a mess (Laxus didn't even acknowledge it since it was uber normal).

"Brats, I'll tell you this one and last time. The two of you either get along or I'll deal with you personally."

Laxus really wasn't thinking much when he made that threat. They were the miniature forms of Gray with a hint of Juvia (just the eyes, really) and Natsu and Lucy (both had the same level of temper that Nashi had inherited). It could be perfectly seen how Laxus' threat went through one ear and exited from the other.

"Sorry, master." Nashi had the decency to look like she actually felt it.

Storm though…

"Laxus-sama! If you hurt Juvia's son, she'll make you pay!"

The lightening mage had forgotten how over protective the ice mage's mother was. Cringing at the promise, he sighed.

"Both of you, take a job. Together. Or else, Erza will deal with you."

Now Laxus was thinking clearly. Erza could straighten anyone, seriously. Even the brats… but that wouldn't be surprising since their fathers used to suffer the same fate. And Juvia wouldn't go against Erza… especially not against a heavily pregnant Erza.

With conformation that the two brats would be leaving the guild for a job, Laxus returned back to his office.

"Sending Nashi and Storm on a job… What were you thinking, dragon?"

Mira put the papers in front of him. She then walked behind his chair and rubbed his shoulders.

"I just wanted them out of my sight." Laxus replied tiredly.

Mira let out a giggle. "They are exactly like their fathers."

Laxus groaned. "Don't remind me of it demon!"

Calculating the total cost of the destruction caused by the two brats, Laxus signed the papers. Those brats were worse than Natsu and Gray. How did his grandfather deal with all this?

Well... Poor Laxus.

This was short... I really don't feel comfortable writing short fics. Don't know why... I am odd that way. DO YOU LIKE READING SHORT FICTIONS? OR LONG ONES?

Hopefully, I'll get inspirations to write longer ones. Why don't you leave prompts in the review box?

Thank you :D