Zwinella: Hello, all! Welcome to Stars of the Twilight, the 1 talk show in the Twilight Realm! I'm your host, Lady Zwinella! Now, let's introduce the characters YOU will be interviewing!
Link: Uh, hey! I'm Link! I'm from Ordon Village. Ask me a question and I'll answer it!
Zelda: Why, hello. I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule. I would love to answer your questions!
Ganon: I am Dark Lord Ganondorf! Bow to me, for I will soon be your leader!
Midna: Wow. Shut up, Ganon. ...Anywho, I'm Midna, princess of the Twilight Realm! Feel free to ask me any question you like! ...Just nothing too embarrassing, 'kay?
Zant: Hey! It's me, Zant! Yes, Zant! The King of Darkness! Ask me a question, my admirers!
Ilia: *sighs* Zant, you really need to get. A. Grip! The whole world doesn't revolve around you, you know. Duh! ...Well, I'm Ilia. I love horses and am from the village of Ordon, like Link!
Colin: My name is Colin. I'm from Ordon Village, too. ...I know I'm little, but I want to be just like Link...!
Zwinella: These seven characters are ready to be questioned! Be sure to leave a review that includes your question. You can ask any questions to a character OR a combination of characters, so fire away! …Until next time, I'm Zwinella, host of Stars of the Twilight!