. A/N:Okay so this may not be very good but it was just an idea that popped into my mind. For those of you who are reading my story Revenge I put the next chapter up a few hours ago. Please review.
It was Friday night when Puck and Finn were playing video games.
"Hey Puck can I ask you a question?" Finn said kind of nervously.
"Do you have to?" Puck said in a bored voice.
"Well it's just that... do you think Rachel is bored with our sex life?"
"Seriously dude? I don't want to talk about your sex life with Rachel."
"Well it's just that she didn't want to go out with me tonight and she doesn't really seem that excited when were... uh doing it."
"Well dude, there are a few explanations for that one would be that she is bored or two she wants to take things slow. Now if it's one try some new and exciting positions or be creative with it. But if it's two well I can probably find a few older ladies that will satisfy you quite well." Puck finished with a wink.
By the time Puck was done sharing his words of wisdom with Finn. Finn had a look of interest mixed with pure disgust on his face.
"I don't think she wants to take it slow. Maybe she just wants to get more creative." Finn said somewhat unsurely.
"Well dude if that's the case then I could probably share a few things with you." Puck said with complete seriousness.
"No dude I'm good." Finn said with a look of horror.
"Are you sure because what me and Quinn did sophomore year was pretty fun." Puck said knowing that this would annoy Finn.
"Well first of all Puck I want to know as little about that as possible. Second of all ewww.
Third you can tell me about that if I ever want to get Rachel pregnant." By the last one puck was sending Finn a death glare.
"Well you know Finn maybe she's bored because that Jesse kid was so good." Puck said this because he knew he would get a reaction out of Finn.
"You don't know what your talking about they never did it. Besides I would like to refrain from talking about st. Douche bag."
"Whatever dude, but I bet you can't be bored with Rachel I mean I remember just when we were making out. For a total prude she is like Santana good."
"Seriously your gonna bring up making out with my girlfriend after I forgive you?"
"Sorry dude." Puck said with as little sincerity as possible.
"Ahem"
They then realized they weren't the only ones in the room. Kurt was in there as well.
"I must say you two are repulsive. But I've been recording this the whole time." Kurt said with a look of horror mixed with humor.
"Oh we are so scared." Finn said sarcastically.
"Really Finn you do realize Rachel is one of my best friends and I most definitely will be showing this to her." Finns face fell after that.
Puck was now cracked up laughing.
"Oh and I will definitely be showing this to your mom mr "pucka-saurus" puck was no longer laughing and with that Kurt left the room.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed. It was just a fun one shot I wanted to write let me know if it was good or if I should never write for Finn and puck again.